🌲《 ashley 》🌲

she/her.

used to be at niantic, now am elsewhere.

opinions my own.

if you can read this, you're too close.

[🌲《 ashley 》🌲 @ashley__kitchen]

@numetal_moment https://t.co/CAvpHvPZz8

google cache remembers

[🌲《 ashley 》🌲 @ashley__kitchen]

@Q_Review i've heard this phrase thrown around before, but in my experience it usually refers to the final edited cut, just before copies are made of it. (hence the term "remastering" meaning "to make a new master copy".) tbh it likely comes from the audio space.

https://t.co/NNSrHs2sk0

[🌲《 ashley 》🌲 @ashley__kitchen]

tap on this image, i dare you

[🌲《 ashley 》🌲 @ashley__kitchen]

ai art more like ai fart lmao send tweet

[🌲《 ashley 》🌲 @ashley__kitchen]

"i should've paid for the airbag subscription" i say as my tesla model 3 fully self drives directly into a papa murphy's

[🌲《 ashley 》🌲 @ashley__kitchen]

if given a choice between a "unpolished dogshit awful" game that is at least interesting, and a "amazingly well done" game that mostly retreads existing ground..... i'd pick the bad one, no hesitation.

[🌲《 ashley 》🌲 @ashley__kitchen]

can we do away with the angry reviewer "ahh this gAme is SO BAD loOOOK how BAD IT IS????" trope already?

[🌲《 ashley 》🌲 @ashley__kitchen]

i love bad games. bad games are amazing. some of my favorite games are bad games.

[🌲《 ashley 》🌲 @ashley__kitchen]

THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING Y'ALL!!!!!!!!

[Pokémon Brainrot @PkmnBrainrot]

gimmighoul gabaghoul

[Pokémon Brainrot @PkmnBrainrot]

gimmighoul gabaghoul

[🌲《 ashley 》🌲 @ashley__kitchen]

@noah_bench i was on this until launch, yet today is the first time i learned the spelling of the name lol

i heard the name mentioned before, and my brain immediately went "wait we have a pokemon called gabagool??"

[🌲《 ashley 》🌲 @ashley__kitchen]

im going blanky mode thank you byeeeee

[Prof Francois Balloux @BallouxFrancois]

This article is not incorrect but it lacks some context. Researchers created a chimeric virus with a BA.1 Omicron Spike protein within a 'Wuhan' early pandemic backbone. The chimera killed ~80% infected mice, Omicron none, but the 'non-chimeric Wuhan strain' killed 100% mice.
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[🌲《 ashley 》🌲 @ashley__kitchen]

@unusual_whales Yes, it is more lethal than standard omicron, but it's not some super-covid that would instantly thanos-snap anyone who looks at it.

[🌲《 ashley 》🌲 @ashley__kitchen]

@unusual_whales This tweet should be taken with a car sized grain of salt.

The "80% kill rate" is for mice, using a sample size of 10. Crucially, they also tested older COVID strains, which resulted in 100% death (n=6)

How is this more lethal?

[🌲《 ashley 》🌲 @ashley__kitchen]

me: this meeting could be an email

also me: checking email fills me with dread

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Our derelict vessel crews are begging you to understand that anything that “serves briefly as a boat” should not be used as a boat