Ashley Chew

[Ashley Chew @ashley_chew]

#BestBarCornerstone

[James @CaucasianJames]

went out in the same exact outfit 2 nights in a row. nobody noticed. nobody cared. nothing matters

[Ashley Chew @ashley_chew]

@EmilyMowdy Danuta would say this

[James @CaucasianJames]

did einstein have air conditioning or was he just doing equations with swamp ass all day

[James @CaucasianJames]

got hustled by a girl scout. again

[James @CaucasianJames]

i’ve seen some of ur gingerbread houses and i’m not impressed. where’s the back door? the patio furniture? the grill? how are u gonna host a cookout

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Me: just hear me out man

Roommate: bro we aren’t pushing the beds together

Me: fuck you

[Skai @skaijackson]

i just???? the male brain ????? are y’all okay lmao

[kendraaa ⍟ @kendra_collard]

if you walk up to a guy and ignore his girlfriend, you’re a bitch period.

[James @CaucasianJames]

hey girl is everything alright? u haven’t posted a boomerang at brunch

[Ashley Chew @ashley_chew]

hey @CaucasianJames we think ur rlly cute

[Maryland Football @TerpsFootball]

FINAL

#Terps: 79
Howard: 0

Maryland scores the 2nd-most points in program history and ties the record for the least amount of points given up 😉

#FTT

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_]

Me: *passed out drunk again*

My dog:

[James @CaucasianJames]

imagine falling in love getting married buying a house and the first thing she hangs up is a live laugh love sign

[James @CaucasianJames]

about to make a quesadilla. fuck u

[James @CaucasianJames]

just got grounded for not wearing sunscreen this weekend. don’t text

[James @CaucasianJames]

just thinking

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

Let’s go to Bentley’s.