Ashley Closson

• professional menace •

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Stick season is technically a Christmas song

[Li ッ @poppyblfour]

hot girl summer is actually just staying in bed and reading books all day

[vo @vanillaopinions]

the number one sign of depression in people aged 24-30 is rewatching veep, how i met your mother, parks and recreation, or 30 rock

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

The Pentagon has failed SIX audits in a row, yet our Congress continues to raise the military budget.

Cut the Pentagon budget. More peace, more diplomacy, less war.

Let’s instead focus on housing, educating, and caring for every American.

[State of Palestine @Palestine_UN]

Read below the ICJ conclusions:

[westerosies @westerosies]

“Attack, Meleys” #HouseOfTheDragon

[Jewish Voice for Peace @jvplive]

This July 4th, we contemplate parallels between the colonization of Turtle Island (“North America”) and Palestine.

Supporting Palestinians’ right to return and right to self-determination in their homeland goes hand in hand with supporting Indigenous people’s demand for #LandBack 🧵

[Ashley Closson @ashley_closson]

How did we get here

[Ashley Closson @ashley_closson]

Do they realize golfing isn’t in the description of duties for this job

[Ashley Closson @ashley_closson]

You’re still president?? Why wait to do this??

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

If I'm re-elected, I'm going to restore Roe v. Wade.

[Ashley Closson @ashley_closson]

POV: Disassociating after realizing both candidates aren’t answering any questions and can barely speak a coherent sentence

[Tiffany Moustakas @tiffmoustakas]

All of the US right now

[Ashley Closson @ashley_closson]

Great, can’t wait to watch a couple of old farts yell at each other incoherently. We are so cooked.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald Trump lost two debates to me in 2020. Since then, he hasn’t shown up for a debate.

Now he’s acting like he wants to debate me again.

Well, make my day, pal.

[United Nations @UN]

UN General Assembly determines that the State of Palestine is qualified and should be admitted as a member to the United Nations.

UNGA further recommends that the Security Council reconsider the matter.

https://t.co/xWc4QO8ruV

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

In a country where children go hungry, people die unhoused and libraries are only open part time, this is where our resources go

[Ashley Closson @ashley_closson]

There’s gotta be a circle of hell where punishment is endlessly writing reports and research papers. Because I am currently here and would like to be placed elsewhere.

[Ashley Closson @ashley_closson]

Me? I’m totally okay (slept for three hours and trying to finish a grad school project) and I’m definitely handling stress well (listening to devastating orchestral music)