Every night I go to bed with the intention of getting up and making coffee and breakfast in the morning like a girl with her life together. 9/10 times I wake up late, grab a monster and scurry out the door like a raccoon instead.
My supervisor just told me:
“Look I’ve been married for 46 years and I can’t tell you the last time me and my wife have been in an argument. Wanna know why? Cause I taught myself to just shut the fuck up.”
😂😂😂 yes sir.