Ashley Nickerson

[Ashley Nickerson @ashley_halsey]

@kb_mcelhaney Thank you!! People seem to forget he pays out of his own money to do all of those decorations and what not too. God forbid they do what they think is best for themselves.

[Ashley Nickerson @ashley_halsey]

@hes_smcps can you please clarify if Friday is only for students needing to pick up electronic devices? No one is picking up at the school.

[Tamara @tahudson324]

So emotional over all these #girldad posts. My whole life I’ve heard nothing but “your poor dad” that he’s had all girls, but I know he wouldn’t have it any other way ❤️

[New York Giants @Giants]

Eli Manning announces retirement.

#ThankYouEli

[Hollywood Elementary @hes_smcps]

Mark your calendars now! @SMCPS_MD is looking for the best and brightest stars to join our team. If you are a teacher, nurse, PPW, psychologist, OT, PT, SLP or Social Worker, come see us on March 28th. #StarSearch2020

[Ashley Nickerson @ashley_halsey]

If something is on the floor it should have to be sold 🙄 went to buy the baby a fleece jacket only to be told “oh that’s for Black Friday” and have it taken. Thanks @OshKoshBgosh

[Ashley Nickerson @ashley_halsey]

@diono The site has not worked all morning 🙄

[Ashley Nickerson @ashley_halsey]

The comebacks my girls throw at me each day would make a great comedy show 🙄 #GirlMom #TheSassIsReal #MomLife

[em ♥ @em_ilyyann]

It seriously blows my fucking mind how people don’t grow up when they have a kid. Like doesn’t that make you want to better yourself? I literally don’t get it.

[Laura @Lizzie0761Laura]

@realDonaldTrump #findamanda

Please help find lost citizen in Hawaii by deploying a
Triton Aircraft to Makawao Forest Reserve in Maui. The U.S has this technology that can see through the forest foliage and detect anything. It may say a life. Thank you

[Katie Yeager @Katiebyeager]

Is there a store that is for women who still want the lower half of the shirt?

[Orlando Brown Jr. @ZEUS__57]

If you ain’t losing friends you ain’t really growing...

[Chelsea DeBoer @ChelseaHouska]

If you’re wondering what it’s like to be married and almost 30...my husband and I were discussing what we should do this weekend, and one idea was to go check out the new grocery store in town AND IM ACTUALLY EXCITED FOR THAT. Who am I?

[Tipsy Mamma 🤪 @TipsyMammaSa]

#TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale
Colton is about the have an overnight with Cassie.

Chris Harrison be like:

[Sarah Friess @FriessSarah]

#TheBachelorFinale
Cassie: What a crazy week! It all started with -
Colton’s Mom: You bailing

[Ashley Nickerson @ashley_halsey]

Gotta love scheduling to get your taxes done 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Ashley Nickerson @ashley_halsey]

Shout out to the mom at Target who told her daughter Santa doesn’t bring play doh 😂👌🏻 #MyKindOfPeople

[Felicity @FlossAus]

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

[Ashley Nickerson @ashley_halsey]

If all my pets could stop having random problems that would be great #ImTooPregnantForThis