Ash 🦷🧚🏻‍♀️

[ﹺ @ovejitalina]

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

[daily pic of mac @malcompicsdaily]

i’ve had this saved for months

[Psycho Mantis @MarkSparks718]

That jail is turning into Arkham Asylum

[the bowlerina🩰 @abillionheir]

no one speaks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didnt listen to your gut

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

the hardest thing about maintaining friendships while you’re depressed is people truly do not understand how simple communication becomes a literal task.

[Ash 🦷🧚🏻‍♀️ @ashley_murphy23]

44 top only tipped me $40 today 😭

[Ash 🦷🧚🏻‍♀️ @ashley_murphy23]

last night in my shitty ass apartment 😇 can’t wait to move into my new house tomorrow 🥳🥳🥳

[Ash 🦷🧚🏻‍♀️ @ashley_murphy23]

@honeygirasol Me too send me the link to apply pls 😭😭😭

[Ash 🦷🧚🏻‍♀️ @ashley_murphy23]

I found a dab pen at work the other day and my coworker came in and I asked what he was there for and he told me to “mind your own fucking business” turns out he was looking for MY new dab pen, I don’t even smoke but I’m minding my own business soooo

[🦇 @orlokthecount]

this is so funny like hotd should've been a mockumentary with character confessionals

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

Arnold Palmer, but if you add some Tequila it becomes a Keke Palmer.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

How do men grow up with single moms & don’t have respect for women

[Greeze @DeeGreezy]

My momma really needed that chicken thawed.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Posing for photos

[Jenni @hashjenni]

the feminine urge to say “liar” everytime a man speaks