Ashley Sizer

[Ashley Sizer @ashley_sizer]

I hate to sound ungrateful but I have just been given light bulbs for Christmas.... LIGHT BULBS

[Benonwine @benonwine]

Why isn’t the Rape of 250,000 white girls (Children) by predominantly Muslim men on the FRONT-PAGE of every newspaper in the UK.

WHY!!!!!

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: The rape gang inquiry, carried out by Rupert Lowe, mentions the NHS recording genital injuries, STIs, and pregnancies in children as young as 11, then discharging them back to their abusers the same night

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Enough.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

7 UK officers dragged an autistic girl from her home and arrested her for calling an officer "lesbian"

The woke rot runs deep in UK policing

[Terry Hague @TezzaBelle88]

30° abroad: “let’s explore this town.”

30° in the UK: “I may not survive this Sainsbury’s trip.”

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Elite mentality from Arsenal. They take a moment to celebrate, then immediately go back to practising their corner kick routine.

[Matt 🐺 ◣ ◢ @SouthBankMatt]

Arsenal beating Burnley 1-0, after scoring from a set piece, and having the most blatant VAR decision go their way, sums up their title to perfection.

[Ronan Murphy @swearimnotpaul]

Huge credit to Declan Rice for saving a man from choking today. The Heimlich manoeuvre is a skill that everyone should know.

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

Arsenal fouling the goalkeepers comp. PGMOL have some shame

[Man United Media @ManUnitedMedia]

None of these given as a foul btw 🤷‍♂️

[Chris Cork @chriscork89]

If you are going to leave your house tomorrow with the intentions of putting a cross in the Green Party box, instead of going to the Polling Station go to to the doctors instead and seek medical advice 👍🏼

[Malcolm Tucker @gorbalsgoebbels]

Honestly, if you vote Green you are off your fucking head.

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

There's something quite remarkable about faking injury of pretty much all your players for international duty call up, to then lose at home to Bournemouth.

[Bookies Dream @bookiesdream0]

At what point do moderate lefties sit there and think, yeah this might actually be a problem?

I actually can’t get my head round what’s happening here and the rest of Europe

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

@Keir_Starmer All of a sudden we can decide who gets to enter Britain? Deport the third world rapists, conmen and sex pests before Kanye sodding West.

[mel ;) @simplemellie]

Hearing ‘THIS IS NOT A DRILL’ absolute chills

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

[Soham Town Rangers Reserves @SohamTownRes]

🗣 Friday is fast approaching and there's nothing better than a Friday night derby game......under the lights. Start your weekend with a visit to the Just George Stadium, when we take on Ely City Reserves
🗣 You know you want to
🗣 COYG 💚💚💚
@SohamTownRanger

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

The UK is so woke they're promoting incest to not offend Pakistanis

[The Rock Revival @TheRockRevival_]

Liam Gallagher tonight in Wembley Stadium: “See you next year.”