ashley

[Lemón 🍋 @cigarettesummer]

Cigarette summer has now reached the Vatican

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“don't think about it anymore”

me:

[💒 @NalyDelRey]

FIVE NOMINATIONS AND NOTHING FOR LANA DEL REY ARE YOU KIDDING ME #TheGrammys

[𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓇𝑒 𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓁𝑒𝓋𝒶𝓇𝒹 🥀 @LanaGallery]

my sisters first born child. i wanna take that too with me, my grandmothers last smile. i wanna take that too for me, it’s a beautiful life, remember that too for me https://t.co/vkZLtoua5T

[Carrie Jordan @carrie__jordan]

RIP Aaron Carter

You changed pop culture forever ♥️🙏

[Dirty Dan @daniellemaria99]

road trip? absolutely, I LOVE to sit my guy

[sketers drive thru @aDudeFromYYC]

the devil works hard but the indigo parking officer works harder

[James @CaucasianJames]

the horny ones always die

[ashley @ashley_stapes]

@daniellemaria99 @colin_m8

[Dirty Dan @daniellemaria99]

one time this guy thought I had feelings for him cause I made his bed after a hookup, bro I’m on 50 mg of vyvanse it took everything in me not to start redoing the floors

[Bʀᴀɴᴅᴏɴ @bjbjonez]

bitches always like “isn’t my dog so cute?” but it’s a white dog with those crispy red eye stains

[Autozone Jones @robbywgucci]

Bitches buy stuff then thank the company on Instagram for sending it like it was free.

[James @CaucasianJames]

glad zoboomafoo isn’t alive to see all this

[James @CaucasianJames]

fuck it. i’m going out tonight

[. @666ush]

Remember how in the third twilight book Edward and Bella couldn’t have sex because Edward was afraid he would screw her to death and she was willing to DIE for the dick