Ashley Perry

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[Ashley Perry @ashley_strumpf]

Can we just take a minute 😩❤️

[Ashley Perry @ashley_strumpf]

A year ago was my gallbladder surgery and I avoided that surgery for 6.5 years for it to end up being the best thing to go get.
Don’t ignore your body‼️‼️‼️

[miia @miiagarro]

being a girl is hard, you always want to either buy something, slap someone, lose weight or eat something sweet

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Ashley Perry @ashley_strumpf]

If I sneeze one more time bc this damn pollen I swear to fuck I’m gunna loose it

[miia @miiagarro]

the world contains protons, neutrons, electrons and fucking morons

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

instead of "sugar, spice & everything nice" i was made with "salt, defiance & extreme noncompliance"

[Ashley Perry @ashley_strumpf]

“Your the girl who’s husband is good at darts” will forever be my identity at dive bars. Thanks Kyle 🙃

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[Ashley Perry @ashley_strumpf]

Told my coworker I’m starting a gallery wall in my living room and she brought me a frame to add to it.
I love my job 🥺

[Ashley Perry @ashley_strumpf]

Obsessed with group chats and shared calendars

[Ashley Perry @ashley_strumpf]

Can we start selling thick thigh friendly name brand shorts in store?🙃

[Ashley Perry @ashley_strumpf]

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[Ashley Perry @ashley_strumpf]

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[Ashley Perry @ashley_strumpf]

@NoahKahan I’m gunna need antidepressants after this album.
Thanks.

[Ashley Perry @ashley_strumpf]

Ever since had the stomach flu Spence can’t catch a break. My poor kid 😕

[Ashley Perry @ashley_strumpf]

At this point call me a clown and put me in a damn circus 😐

[Ashley Perry @ashley_strumpf]

Truly wish my dad was alive to see our ancestry dna results. He’d freakkkkk tf out finding out we’re not what he thought we all were 😂

[Ashley Perry @ashley_strumpf]

I barked at a man and the bartender gave me hot sauce water to throw on him if he came around again. Mad I didn’t get to use it.

[miia @miiagarro]

throwing a drink in a man's face is still at the top of my bucket list

[Ashley Perry @ashley_strumpf]

My allergies are kicking my ass and I wanna crawl into a hole 🥰

[Ashley Perry @ashley_strumpf]

I can handle being stimulated until the dog starts whinning