Ashley Alysa

[Ashley Alysa @ashleyalysa]

Me after walking 15 minutes to my office from the other side of the campus.
Coworker: have you practiced breathing exercises? You sound like you’ve been having trouble.
Me: no, but I’m pretty sure it’s due to being 32+ weeks pregnant.

[Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa]

[football opinion]

[counter opinion]

[tweet that this is all a distraction from what’s rEaLly iMpOrTaNt]

[controversial tweet about tom brady]

[joke about halftime show]

[outrage over win and/or loss]

You can log off Twitter now. You’ve read all we’ll do tonight!

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

The purpose of life is to be happy. This is what all human beings have in common—the wish to lead a happy life. Many think that happiness is to be found outside us in material things, but actually it’s something that comes from within, from warm-heartedness and concern for others

[Chris Petlak @chrispetlak]

So far tonight I’ve teared up during a @Google commercial and I saw Shakira do this during the #PepsiHalftime show. #SuperBowlLIV

[Ashley Alysa @ashleyalysa]

This week in “Adventures of Noodle and Bow”

Noodle: “Sun! I’ve found the sun! Must. Absorb. All. Light.”

Bowser: “huh? Sniff, sniff- the sun doesn’t smell? Lick, lick - the sun has no… https://t.co/d8YZnn1g0B

[Ashley Alysa @ashleyalysa]

#whamageddon :( that was short lived.

[Ashley Alysa @ashleyalysa]

When you’re hiding in the bathroom at your nephew’s birthday party because someone thought it’d be a good idea to give him an arsenal of nerf guns.... #ow #protectme #tooyoungtodie https://t.co/XBumUp3GTt

[Ashley Alysa @ashleyalysa]

4th Annual SMG Podcast Marathon at the @BlueBoxCafe176 #smgpm4 #internationalpodcastday #supportindiepodcasts #elginillinois @ Blue Box Cafe https://t.co/sgjFTrA305

[Ashley Alysa @ashleyalysa]

@RockGodofPod, @dragonpodcast sorcerer.
@rsouthgate (@SMGPods) Pod Father of Chicago. Be friends please.

[Ashley Alysa @ashleyalysa]

Nothing like a good road trip podcast binge with @TonySchiavone and @CoCoescape to round out our annual @DragonCon pilgrimage... Especially when you are listening to a horror audio drama in the dark! @TBCSPodcast #DCPT2018

[Ashley Alysa @ashleyalysa]

@TBCSPodcast live with season 3! #DCPT2018

[Ashley Alysa @ashleyalysa]

A night of podcasts and panels! First @SkepticsGuide

[Ashley Alysa @ashleyalysa]

@CaraSantaMaria @DragonCon @SkepticsGuide See you there!

[Ashley Alysa @ashleyalysa]

@CaraSantaMaria are you doing anything at @DragonCon in addition to @SkepticsGuide ?

[Ashley Alysa @ashleyalysa]

Oh man.

[Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa]

UM YOU GUYS it works with the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song too, this is amazing https://t.co/0P0Kkobcam

[Ashley Alysa @ashleyalysa]

Dear @letgo,
I tried out your new recommendation camera tool. While my cat Noodle is soft little ball of fur, he would like to inform you he is not a pillow. He also feels your price estimate is rather insulting.
Signed,
The human that feeds him

[Ashley Alysa @ashleyalysa]

This is absolutely disgusting. This is not okay. https://t.co/p4dldMMbON

[BuzzFeed News @BuzzFeedNews]

John Kricfalusi, the creator of “Ren & Stimpy,” has been accused of preying on two underage girls who aspired to make cartoons
https://t.co/vP4Y90trwF

[SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex]

Help the Butterflies.

Their flapping wings can cause major storms halfway across the world. You wouldn’t want them to be upset. https://t.co/G15UW8BcLD

[Beautiful Brooke @beautbrookefilm]

‘Beautiful Brooke’ will be screening in competition at the Salón Burgos in Chile today as part of the February 2018 South Film and Arts Academy Festival. #BeautBrookeFilm