Well hello twitter. It's been awhile. After reading through all my old tweets, I think I'm a changed woman now. I would love to donkey kick myself in the face for all the dumb shit I would post
If u aren’t spending the 4th of July on the water getting cancerous sunburn, severely injuring your shins from slipping while climbing in/out of boats, slicing your feet open on broken glass & nearly blowing your hand off while drunkenly handling explosives, you’re doing it wrong
Not quite sure why drunk me always insists on trying to ruin my life& make me look bad when it’s both of us who have to live with the consequences of it