Ashley Alexander

I could write a very long, detailed, thought out book about my opinions. I also say words wrong

[Ashley Alexander @ashleycalex]

@DisneyPlus bring back the 2006 mickey mouse clubhouse. My son doesn't care that you're revamping and doing a new one.

[Ashley Alexander @ashleycalex]

Got my first collector cup looks nice but they're plastic! Super bummed! @McDonalds

[Ashley Alexander @ashleycalex]

@brandom954 @McDonalds Mine was plastic. Definitely bummed thought they'd be glass

[Ashley Alexander @ashleycalex]

@EliMcCann Never once did I think cheating

[Ashley Alexander @ashleycalex]

@EliMcCann As a straight female I read this and wish I had your husband as a friend during my devastating breakup years ago. I can confirm the inability to drive a mile definitely a symptom.

[Ashley Alexander @ashleycalex]

I'll stick with @GreysABC until the end but can they go back to whatever they did at the beginning where it looked like they were shooting in an actual hospital. It's too bright I can tell it's a set #GreysAnatomy

[Ashley Alexander @ashleycalex]

Someone messed up the price of that yeast and put the pretzel price in there or something. Give that man another chance. No way a 3 pack of yeast is 5.99 I shop all the time $2.50 max usually like $2.00 #priceisright

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Ashley Alexander @ashleycalex]

@bigdrewtweets I do not understand people being upset about this being a date night. Give me Southwest egg rolls, California chicken club, and Lindas chocolate fudge cake and I'm doing things from that margarita song!

[Ashley Alexander @ashleycalex]

How did Ariana and Harry dance the same dance and she got 9s and he got 8s? Wtf judges? #dwts

[Ashley Alexander @ashleycalex]

Yo @Tostitos how is your salsa $6 a jar when others are between $2.50 and $3.50. don't say inflation.

[Ashley Alexander @ashleycalex]

@rickbeato I know this video is 3 years old but I just watched greatest vocal intros of all time and was surprised that Fallin' by Alicia Keys was not on there. It was the first song to pop in my head.

[Ashley Alexander @ashleycalex]

Why is my @hulu not playing the reunion but is showing me the never before seen episode. Wtf? #pumprules

[Ashley Alexander @ashleycalex]

Schwartz it's time to get new friends that help you grow and call you out on your bad actions. Not tell you what you want to hear like Sandoval. #PumpRules

[Ashley Alexander @ashleycalex]

I hope Schwartz watched that scene in the alley behind SUR and realized how wrong he was. Why defend Raquel. My husband would have seen her and immediately asked her to go away. How does he not see that in the moment? And then of course act like Katie is crazy. #pumprules

[Ashley Alexander @ashleycalex]

@bigdrewtweets @Publix Oh my gosh the whole entire deli. But the subs are the best!

[Ashley Alexander @ashleycalex]

I sure hope @GuyFieri will be at Grand Opening at @chickenguy in Livonia. My 4 year old daughter loves him so much. She's always asking to watch Great Guys show!

[Ashley Alexander @ashleycalex]

@Lil_Larso It's everything I've ever wanted

[Ashley Alexander @ashleycalex]

Uncrustables are definitely 4/10. That's not a real Pb&j. #WWHL

[Ashley Alexander @ashleycalex]

@Lil_Larso @FisherPrice @DevonESawa @joshgroban This was my dad's favorite gift to give Margot. We have all but the new ones that came out this year. Margot loves them but now they are Becketts fave