Ashley Williams

She/Her. Materials Physicist. Blocked by William Shatner. 🖖

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Good morning to everyone except Nicki Minaj and her cousin’s friend’s nuts.

[Ashley Williams @ashleycapiche]

This top questions answered thing on Google is cool. But I’m still probably gonna wake up in a cold sweat from time to time thinking about how @SethMacFarlane could be lying to us about his real voice. We’d never know.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

If you really want to know what I think: get vaccinated. It’s not a government plot. Governments can’t even mend pot holes.

[Ashley Williams @ashleycapiche]

“Free”

Have you not been paying attention?

[Ashley Williams @ashleycapiche]

@TomCostantino Wait are the bookends supposed to be The Guardian of Forever? 🤯

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

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[Ashley Williams @ashleycapiche]

Only one thing to do when on a day when you feel bigly about landing a rover on Mars. Watch the first contact episode of @TheOrville and realize your species is the piece of shit one not the super advanced one. 🖖

[Ashley Williams @ashleycapiche]

@SethMacFarlane Graduate students who are forced to either teach or put their degree on hold as well! 🙌

[Ashley Williams @ashleycapiche]

@ansonmount A fine vintage 🍷

[Ashley Williams @ashleycapiche]

Such unity. #Merica

[Madison Cawthorn @realcawthorn]

Cry more, lib.

[Ashley Williams @ashleycapiche]

@BeschlossDC

[Kim Mangone’s Spirit @KimMangone]

Good morning America, retweet if you think Josh Hawley is a traitor.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I never know what to wear the day after an attempted coup.

[Ashley Williams @ashleycapiche]

I’m gonna need to watch so much @SchittsCreek to recover from this day.

[Ashley Williams @ashleycapiche]

@SethMacFarlane saying “these songs are kind of tender so if you’re watching with your dad, sorry” just as my dad walked up is peak 2020.

[Ashley Williams @ashleycapiche]

@Pitt_FB You know, I’m an FSU alum but given what happened in FL last week, good for you @Pitt_FB. Good for you. 🇺🇸

[Ashley Williams @ashleycapiche]

GOOD MORNING USA I’VE GOT A FEELING THAT IT’S GONNA BE A WONDERFUL DAY 🇺🇸

@AmericanDadTBS

[Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden]

He will be a President for all of our families.

[Ashley Williams @ashleycapiche]

@RealJamesWoods @realDonaldTrump Thank goodness they renamed the high school on @FamilyGuyonFOX 🤮🤮