Ashley Dease

I'm just a girl standing in front of a bed asking it to let her sleep in it. (she/her)

[Ashley Dease @ashleydease]

I don’t know if I’ve ever publicly admitted this, but I’m a Hufflepuff and I’m proud of that fact.

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

just a reminder that christian universalism is about 1,500 years older than evangelicalism

[Ashley Dease @ashleydease]

@WifeWorst My husband and I getting fired from our church jobs is the reason why I’m not a Christian anymore. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Ashley Dease @ashleydease]

@esaumccaulley Yes!

[Ashley Dease @ashleydease]

😍😍😍

[Ashley Dease @ashleydease]

@CatherineMcNiel Winter is my favorite season

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

One thing I wish conservative Christians would accept is that queer Christians have typically studied the Bible much more than they have, especially the passages about homosexuality.

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

There is no one I have less in common with than the me who wrote my Facebook statuses circa 2008

[Ashley Dease @ashleydease]

King Triton: She really does love him, doesn’t she, Sebastian?

Me: No shit Sherlock

[Ashley Dease @ashleydease]

I’m so glad to have had my booster and for my daughter to be fully vaccinated. Now just to wait for under 5 vaccines. 💀

[Ashley Dease @ashleydease]

@M_Jensen23 @riahthelee I’m the *exact* same way.

[Ashley Dease @ashleydease]

@tracesoffaith This was in either 2nd or 3rd grade

[Ashley Dease @ashleydease]

@tracesoffaith I remember The BFG and James and the Giant Peach

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Every time I talk to someone at a small business who can’t find employees, I ask if child care is part of the reason why—and they say yes. It’s keeping working people from getting back in the door. We can’t #BuildBackBetter without quality, affordable child care.

[Ashley Dease @ashleydease]

@KyleJamesHoward At the same time white evangelicals are telling children that exact thing, that all are born evil.

[Ashley Dease @ashleydease]

@zellieimani 35 (1 week away from 36)

[Ashley Dease @ashleydease]

I’m already annoyed at this game #WorldSeries

[howl of every wolf’s un-insides @lykosophia]

If your theology gets people killed, I literally *do not care* if it has “2000 years of tradition” on its side. Welcome to Being Wrong For Two Millenia 101! This should be an interesting course!

[Ashley Dease @ashleydease]

It’s wild that I know whether it’s a bones day or no bones day before I even get to TikTok for the day. What a time to be alive.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

How come it's always "if you can't pay your bills, get a better job" but never "if you can't find workers, pay a better salary"

[Ashley Dease @ashleydease]

@KiaraCMedina I just busted out laughing. I shouldn’t have, but I can’t help it. Sorry for your shitty job. 💩😂😘