Ashley

The glamorous potato

[Ashley @ashleydeets]

@HassanSayyed Products for mature skin (me lol), stupid celebrity decisions, decor, self care/extending care to others as we enter this period of complete insanity

[Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan]

Woman packing up car with Halloween items while costumed children scream-dance next to her. Her husband walks up holding two gold cat statues. “I got these for free at that yard sale down the street!” The way she looked at him. I thought I was gonna see a man get stabbed.

[Ashley @ashleydeets]

I need a defibrillator #DETvsMIN #OnePride

[Ashley @ashleydeets]

See you in May, @kylieminogue! #padam

[Ashley @ashleydeets]

It's a great day to be angry at @Poshmarkapp but also thankful we no longer wear skinny jeans. Counting my blessings 😇

[Ashley @ashleydeets]

Spooked has been hit or miss the last few seasons but it still has my heart every autumn 👻

[Spooked Podcast @SpookedPod]

👻 Happy Friday the 13th, Spooksters! Today kicks off our SEASON OF THE WOLF 🐺 Journey into the void while you still can... before this gate slams shut. Brand new episodes will drop each & every week until All Hallows' Eve. Cross over & listen on podcast platforms everywhere.

[Emily Favreau @emilyfavreau]

“Yes. Let’s try them all.” - Trump tonight

[Ashley @ashleydeets]

@HassanSayyed As an early September Virgo I feel I can straddle this aisle

[Ashley @ashleydeets]

@HassanSayyed Happy birthday, Virgo!

[Ashley @ashleydeets]

@evergreenqveen @_wholesomegames I'm such a fan of your Polly Pocket work!

[Ashley @ashleydeets]

@HassanSayyed I love this description so much lol Especially because wrapping my head around caramel and floral is 😵‍💫

[Ashley @ashleydeets]

@HassanSayyed Oh my lanta I'm such a sucker for a celestial theme 😍 Is the caramel similar to bum bum? (I've got limited familiarity with caramel notes unfortunately!)

[kirsten @KirstenS]

big week for Midwest princesses

[Ashley @ashleydeets]

If that fucking amateur had better aim ...

[Ashley @ashleydeets]

@HassanSayyed Virgo - I prefer smelling like a piece of fancy cake or something clean and spicy

[Ashley @ashleydeets]

Lakeside

[Ashley @ashleydeets]

Brb moving to my Animal Crossing island #DebateNight

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Driving in the Midwest

🌽🌽🌽| || 🕳️ |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🚘 || |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🦌 || 🚧| “HELL IS REAL”
Adult🌽| 🚧 || 🚧 | 🌽🌽🌽
Store🌽| || 🚧|🌽🌽🌽
XXX 🌽| 🚜|| 🚧 | “Cracker Barrel
🌽🌽🌽| 🕳️|| 🦌| Next Right”
🌽🌽🌽| 🐄|| 🚧 |🌽🌽🌽

[Ashley @ashleydeets]

@HassanSayyed I LOVE Salute 😩

[Ashley @ashleydeets]

@laurenreeves This is practically the only reason I open this godforsaken app