ashley dell

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[ashley dell @ashleydelll]

Waker Flocker

[Ry @ryxjames]

I just took a DNA test, turns out i’m 100% incapable of making smart financial decisions

[𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐡𝐧 @Buncahn]

No officer it’s okay they’re CBD fireworks

[adam @brokeangeI]

and for my next trick i’ll take it personally

[mariah @MaRiahChambers]

me every other day of the year: feelin blue
me on the 4th of july: feelin red white and blue

[relatable @byreIatable]

“Shit, that’s due tomorrow?” - Thomas Jefferson, July 3, 1776

[Nik @stfuIol]

me talking to my uber driver at 2am

[Stacy @killstxcy]

popped 2 percs n turned dis bitch to benihana

[James @CaucasianJames]

ass cheeks: out

[Satan @s8n]

Stop being assholes it’s getting crowded down here

[James @CaucasianJames]

if anyone tries robbing me in the middle of the night just be prepared to see my ass cheeks

[justin @farringt0n]

might fuck around and have a good day

[gnarski @lilgnar]

I gave a fuck once and it was terrible

[ashley dell @ashleydelll]

@hicks_justin @hmtfu So sthad

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

I gave a fuck once and it was terrible