ashley

don’t know, don’t care, how’s that?

[ashley @ashleydenecke]

Got pulled over the other night & when the cop asked for my registration I realized it was COMPLETELY STUCK to the lint roller that I keep in my glove compartment, so I handed him the entire lint roller & he burst out laughing and let me off with a warning

[James Palmer @JamesPalmerTV]

Josh is here …

Taylor is here.

[City of Pittsburgh @Pittsburgh]

Welcome to Switftsburgh!

@MayorEdGainey has officially renamed the City of Pittsburgh for the international superstar @taylorswift13 in honor of her sold-out weekend of shows in our great City.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

In my Eras era. 💅

[Tedd Buddwell 🏀🏈 @TedBuddy8]

Respect. Bengals fan with a message for Damar Hamlin.

[ashley @ashleydenecke]

hot take: i do not care what you look like as a cartoon plz stop posting it

[ashley @ashleydenecke]

“this is NOT a walmart honey, i don’t know why you keeping thinking this is walmart” -a woman to her son walking into Magic Kingdom

[ashley @ashleydenecke]

attention all: i just received a REAL hug from THE @Calli3_P0rch3r (‘twas accompanied with a slight eye roll, but we’ll take it)

[ashley @ashleydenecke]

12 hours til my bday, just landed in florida, jamming to t swift on the way to my fav beach. i am one HAPPY girl right now

[NFL @NFL]

.@stefondiggs brought this @BuffaloBills fan on the field to have a catch with him.

Best Thanksgiving ever. 🥺❤️

📺: #BUFvsDET -- 12:30pm ET on CBS
📱: Stream on NFL+ https://t.co/rs1CGFUmVT

[NFL @NFL]

Why does the snow forecast in Buffalo look like the Bills logo? 😂

(via @US_Stormwatch, h/t @SabresAfterDark)

[ashley @ashleydenecke]

@whogotdablunt if you’re in the queue, just stay there and make sure you don’t refresh the page!!! i waited forever to get through even after ticketmaster fixed the site, but it eventually happened!!

[ashley @ashleydenecke]

IM SEEING TAYLOR SWIFT IN CONCERT. I HAVE BEEN WAITING YEARS TO BE ABLE TO SAY THIS.

[Robin @robinnnnnn36]

god gives its toughest battles to its strongest soldiers (being 2000+ in the taylor swift ticketmaster queue for an hour)

[ashley @ashleydenecke]

@branden_kelley fix it!!!!

[Arizona Coyotes @ArizonaCoyotes]

Third period is suppose to start but... 🧐

[ashley @ashleydenecke]

a gust of wind just stole my $20 and carried it across abbott rd, so if you’re at the bills game & a 20 falls from the sky, you’re welcome, your first beer is on me 🙃

[ashley @ashleydenecke]

i want this FRAMED

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

JOSH ALLEN STIFF ARM

NASTY 🤧

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Midnights, the stories of 13 sleepless nights scattered throughout my life, will be out October 21. Meet me at midnight.

Pre-order now: https://t.co/jjqUNkphuG

[ashley @ashleydenecke]

my poor boyfriend turned the VMAs on JUST before taylor swift announced her new album & now he may have acquired a few injuries from my excitement 🙃

[ashley @ashleydenecke]

@detamblec there is no such thing as too hot for soup

[ashley @ashleydenecke]

@detamblec i hope her heel got caught in that lil gap between the jetway and the plane when she tried to step on board