Ashley Dellefave

What good is livin' the life you've been given if all you do is stand in one place?

[Ashley Dellefave @ashleydf17]

@McDonalds I think you messed up…

[Ashley Dellefave @ashleydf17]

Came for news of the instagram outage, stayed for the reminder that Twitter is actually highly entertaining.

[Ashley Dellefave @ashleydf17]

@chloestrix Oh my goddddd the first thing I thought of when I heard that was you.

[Ashley Dellefave @ashleydf17]

If my 3rd grade crush standing in front of me in the line at the liquor store doesn’t scream “I need to get out of my hometown” then I DON’T KNOW WHAT DOES.

[Ashley Dellefave @ashleydf17]

@themegbrady Meg I just had a heart attack at 7:52 in the morning this is too much.

[Ashley Dellefave @ashleydf17]

Hey friends! My coworker’s pupper is in need of emergency surgery or she won’t be able to walk on one of her legs again. Their vet costs are insane, so anything you can donate to help get Nyla back on her feet would be so so appreciated!! @dog_rates https://t.co/ObM4uCtm1s

[Ashley Dellefave @ashleydf17]

If there’s anyone out there who thinks being a receptionist is an “easy job” then please, come do my job for the next hour so I can take the lunch break I missed for the second time this week. ☺️

[Ashley Dellefave @ashleydf17]

One day I’ll actually be at a job long enough to not mess things up on a daily basis...

[Ashley Dellefave @ashleydf17]

A woman I work with is an “all lives matter” person and I’m 🤏🏻 this close to walking out of this office if I hear her talk about how she has more black friends than white friends for two more seconds.

[Ashley Dellefave @ashleydf17]

I love that a single patient has the ability to drive me crazy enough to want to immediately down an entire bottle of wine.

[Ashley Dellefave @ashleydf17]

I’m the “talks with her hands while having a phone conversation” kind of Italian.

[Ashley Dellefave @ashleydf17]

wondering what I was thinking when I assumed a job as a receptionist in a medical office wouldn’t be too difficult even though I have ZERO experience with ANYTHING health related.

[Ashley Dellefave @ashleydf17]

starting a new job in the middle of this Coronavirus outbreak was notttt the right move. excuse me while I go panic and stress over my self worth simultaneously.

[Ashley Dellefave @ashleydf17]

Nothing says “thank god I’m almost out of here” quite like being called out for providing a “bad experience” to a rude customer in front of your coworkers, and then crying from embarrassment in front of said coworkers!!

[Ashley Dellefave @ashleydf17]

Work better pick up because I’m so bored that I’m almost bored enough to start buying things I don’t need online.

[Ashley Dellefave @ashleydf17]

Getting jeans on after you’ve put on lotion should be an Olympic sport.

[Ashley Dellefave @ashleydf17]

@ikiknamffoc I feel this. Don’t let your job define you, girl 💕

[Ashley Dellefave @ashleydf17]

Just found out that the founder of Trader Joe’s died so it’s only respectful that I buy 12 bottles of two buck chuck to honor him, right?

[Ashley Dellefave @ashleydf17]

Should’ve made one of my 2020 resolutions “get better at tweeting tweets immediately after you think them up so they don’t get lost forever in space”

[Ashley Dellefave @ashleydf17]

Just came to the realization that Marty Healy are basically twins since we have both been 25 and afraid to go outside.