Every night before I fall asleep I set an alarm and just laugh and laugh and laugh because it’s genuinely delusional to think my kids won’t wake me up before then
The best part about mine and @LaurenMcGuire4’s friendship is I won’t text back for days/weeks and then I’ll send 765 texts in a row
And also vice versa 👯♀️
Tweeted a bunch about how bad Miranda Lambert sucks for calling those girlies out for taking a selfie. Then deleted it cause I felt bad. But quickly realized…. She does, in fact, suck for that so I’m tweeting again
@_maddsss But you are getting so much done! Showing that beautiful little baby how much you love her is all you need to be worried about right now ❤️
You can catch up on the other stuff when she’s Ronnie’s age and wild 😂
Went to close our tab out at the brewery and asked for a half pour for myself before we left. The lady gave it to me for free and said “you are so beautiful. This one’s on me. Happy Mother’s Day” 😭😭😭
Everyone always says you lose yourself once you become a mom, but I’ve found more of myself in motherhood than I ever could’ve imagined. Happy Mother’s Day to all you bad ass mommas out there!