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[R A T M A X X I N G 🐀🐀 ♘ ♗ ♖ @charmreduction]

Here's the link to my online chapbook release party/reading, which starts in 10 mins and features a diverse and inclusive list of readers: https://t.co/ASibp5Xw3m

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@Ferretti1224 i mean…… agree to disagree……… and of course, greasy paws covered in extra butter

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at the movies and broke my arbitrary “no soda” rule for the first time in FOREVER and got a pepsi, first sip and i swear i came

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@Ferretti1224 it was that simple all along, who knew

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after a grueling year, finally a starting new 'role' at work today and its.. a lot. i feel like i have so much power all of a sudden, and it will be instrumental in making this place pretty great. i'm basically princess zelda in BOTW.

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@Ferretti1224 also, thank you for calling me badass, we know, of course

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@himquail ya fool

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my character’s heartbroken bc his partner won’t wear the special matching jackets he got for them 😢

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being tender is a lovely thing. more people should be tender and softhearted. too many are getting hardened and, i get it, but i think it’s much more cool to be affected by things.

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@abasketofcraig it should be

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@abasketofcraig blurbs are the epitome of dick sucking wym

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@Teaweave i know 🥲

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@Teaweave nah, you’re good

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@MustardwHoney prolly like a solid 9, it was pretty good

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the godzilla dog, stuffed w jalapeños and cheese, wrapped in bacon, kabayaki sauce and bonito flakes

they’re playing i wanna dance with somebody in this japanese restaurant and it’s beautiful