Ashley Flora

embracing my life as a dog mom

[Ashley Flora @ashleyfloraa]

same vibes as wilkes losing 90-0 in 2012 #iykyk

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Pray for West Toronto Prep.

Nothing wrong with them. They’re just down 96-0 to IMG at half.

[Ashley Flora @ashleyfloraa]

it all comes down to him

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Darius Slay just gave the ball he intercepted to James Harden, sitting in the first row. If only James could play defense the way Big Play Slay does.

[Ashley Flora @ashleyfloraa]

go birds!

[Ashley Flora @ashleyfloraa]

hello, welcome to my szn of aggressive eagles tweets

[Ashley Flora @ashleyfloraa]

@MacAttackk3 lol no no, I had to teach all day with it dripping lol

[Ashley Flora @ashleyfloraa]

In case anyone was wondering what it’s like being a teacher in Arizona… my ceiling started leaking YESTERDAY and this is our solution… my kindergarteners come into my classroom in 30 minutes

[Ashley Flora @ashleyfloraa]

Update #3- we have a second leak and a second rolling trash can

[Ashley Flora @ashleyfloraa]

Update- another part of the ceiling came down

[Ashley Flora @ashleyfloraa]

#NewProfilePic

[Ashley Flora @ashleyfloraa]

a quote from Ben, in our first time in Italy- “i’m gonna poop just so I can use the bidet”

[Ashley Flora @ashleyfloraa]

just drank 2 zipparitas and genuinely want to know who can drink 3 or more bc this girl is NOT it

[Katelyn Burns @transscribe]

If a weapon is so dangerous that a squad of police officers are too afraid to confront a single person wielding it, that weapon should be banned.

[Ashley Flora @ashleyfloraa]

“What do you call a dolphin with no fin?” “A doll?” “No a turtle”

[Ashley Flora @ashleyfloraa]

Aprils fools jokes and tricks in kindergarten- a thread

[Ashley Flora @ashleyfloraa]

“The baby went poop”