Ashley Gatehouse

Global CMO, Author, Grass Roots Football Coach, Enthusiastic Guitarist, Devoted Father & Husband

[Ashley Gatehouse @ashleygatehouse]

@ChelsTransfer We were there and I’ll give you two words, either ‘Biased’ or ‘incompetent. Either way, he should be demoted to ref non league football for a few months - broke my nine year old sons heart yesterday in the first cup final he was lucky enough to see live.

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@RobertJenrick Just appoint @LiamHalligan 👍

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@RichardDeller1 Pound for pound the worst team I’ve seen in our proud shirt, and I’ve followed the club since the early 70’s. I couldn’t believe what I was watching last night, particularly in the first half!

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Marty is outstanding, he was my way back into playing guitar. I’d carried around an old semi acoustic I bought when I was about 14 and in the archetypal terrible school band, through multiple house moves for 30 years rarely picking it up. Until my wife finally said “either that thing is getting thrown out of you learn to play it properly!” I found Marty on YouTube and he led me back into playing. I’ve now got a lot of great guitars and have since found a pro guitarist who I play with weekly although I would describe myself as an enthusiastic guitarist, not a gifted musician, but I still use Marty from time to time. Well worth looking him up if you’re struggling to get going or need some inspiration @MartyMusic

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@blaiklockBP What’s your point? When I was under 40 like most of my age cohort, I had a large mortgage as a % of my home. At 60 like most of my age cohort I don’t. That’s how mortgages work!

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@PolliticsUK @Merab_szn @YouGov 1974 all over again but with even more complexity

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@WorldByWolf You are all a disgrace - there are times when a ‘broad church’ shows you have no creed worth supporting. My membership is being cancelled tomorrow.

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There’s not enough information to solve for 5. The pattern is multiples of 1, 3, 5 & 7. They are all odd numbers but they are also Primes. If the pattern is for odd numbers then the next in the series & therfore the multiplier of 5 is 9 making the answer 45. If however the series is Prime numbers then the next is 11 and the answer is 55. The question can therefore not be answered based on the data provided.

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@Jenny_1884 Depends on the hound and class of seat! 🤣

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@MavenPolitic That won’t work given the current extreme burden of tax already impacting the economy. It’s not dynamic forecasting and ignores human behaviour when confronted with changes of incentives. People will adjust, tax revenues will not crystallise as projected.

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@PaulMerse Looking good Merse!

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@ClarksonsFarm1 Terrible news! 😟

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@Blue_Footy @talkSPORT Please don’t - the guy is toxic to team cohesion

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@ClarksonsFarm1 The inaugural “CF Handicap Charity Race” featuring a select group of politicians, specially chosen by JC, given a 5 second head start and having to make it across the field before ‘Endgame’ - 🤣 all profits to go to support British farmers

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@ColinSpenc4257 4 for a penny, served from behind a counter by the sweet shop owner in little paper bags! Lovely! 🥰

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@tovers98 I assume that’s a tongue in cheek opinion Tom?! Donnarumma is world class - I’d take him at Chelsea in a heartbeat!!

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@WEURO2025 Thank you lionesses for inspiring the next generation of young girls!! ❤️❤️❤️

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@CFCPys @SJohnsonSport Ridiculous position given Fofana’s injury record and Trev’s performances. They need both to sustain a full campaign in 25/26

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@CFCPys I’ll live with what we have plus a world class keeper! Sanchez has been better recently but he’s not a title winning keeper. My son’s up for the job but he’s a bit young at the moment!! 🤣

[Ashley Gatehouse @ashleygatehouse]

@ajcdeane @bankofengland Act of Union 1707
James Watt’s steam engine 1769
Trafalgar 1805
Waterloo 1815
Great Reform Act 1832
Wilberforce & Abolition of Slavery 1833
Rutherford splitting the atom 1917
Fleming - discover of penicillin 1927
Universal UK adult suffrage 1928
Battle of Britain 1940