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[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

My parent: “back in our days we didn’t go to therapy”

Me fighting the urge to say “it shows”

[evil-lyn @ghoulhag]

I get her, I hate whiny meek and shy men and they always turn out to be incomprehensibly evil

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me at work with no idea what to prioritize because everything is "urgent"

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

Me whenever I'm around popcorn honestly 😭

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

I’m sorry, this is hard af lol

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels when someone shows you a video thats not funny and over 2 minutes long

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me trying to have an "i don't care" mindset but all i do is care

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

"How did you know I'm on my period"

How i noticed:

[bennyboo @shinydragonball]

my roommate is eating a sandwich, stops eating for a moment and goes “idk i think kohls cash is fierce” and then keeps eating

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

The spider in my room watching me put up fake webs for Halloween after I knocked down its web yesterday

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When my family asks me about something I only told my mom

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

"We regret to inform you”

I'll make sure you regret informing me

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left opened, loud noises, and people.

[Ms.pinkstarr💕 @MsPinkstarr]

Worst day of her life

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

The girl bible premiered 28 years ago, every girl needs to watch this show at some point in their life

[sipsi @garibansipsi]

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[Bonsoir Dijon @EssieNoPolish]

Rewatching Sex & the City and it only gets better w/ age, the styling is fresher, the topics hit harder. It’s just simply a timeless NY show.

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

Yes that’s why i never wanna hear that shit about “my grandma and grandad were together forever/marriages used to last” YEAH GRANNY WASNT ALLOWED TO HAVE A SAVINGS ACCOUNT OR GET AN APARTMENT ON HER OWN. SHE WAS A PRISNA!

[𝐑𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐧🫀🩻 MCR PHX @zoloftpurgatory]

If women got pregnant from orgasms, the human race would go extinct.

[✧ @cessonmute]

Being m*rdered by a man is the leading cause of death in 18-44 year-old women globally but were concerned about male loneliness epidemic.