Ashley Sundquist

[Ashley Sundquist @ashleyhufff]

@lunakimm this reminds me of the time I tripped on 🍄 and was like ommmggg I need to write down all my thoughts STAT and all I wrote was “I am sad”

[Ashley Sundquist @ashleyhufff]

hello can I please borrow your dog? Thanks

[Ashley Sundquist @ashleyhufff]

don’t fucking ask a girl if she’s pregnant.. like wtf that’s so rude 😂

[Ashley Sundquist @ashleyhufff]

y’all caught me off guard! So exciting! See you tonight!!!!! @UncleBlazer @ders808

[Ashley Sundquist @ashleyhufff]

this single Joe Jonas era is too much for me 🥵🥵

[Ashley Sundquist @ashleyhufff]

stfu I’m watching Matilda

[Ashley Sundquist @ashleyhufff]

change is hard, post-pandemic life is also hard, like I’m remembering how to be a “normal” person again

[Ashley Sundquist @ashleyhufff]

sex is weird it’s like pls massage my innards thanks

[Ashley Sundquist @ashleyhufff]

free hotel breakfast when you’re half asleep slaps

[Ashley Sundquist @ashleyhufff]

when someone screws up on Chopped and calls the dish “deconstructed” that’s me at my work potluck today because my tiramisu didn’t set 🙃

[Ashley Sundquist @ashleyhufff]

when companies send emails like “these are our new terms” I bet lawyers are all up on that shit

[Ashley Sundquist @ashleyhufff]

hey siri, is it middrift of midriff?

[Ashley Sundquist @ashleyhufff]

hey siri, when was the word poop invented?

[Ashley Sundquist @ashleyhufff]

@TensionSeekin still kinda hot tho

[Ashley Sundquist @ashleyhufff]

@TensionSeekin I think he gives Arnold (from Hey Arnold!)

[Ashley Sundquist @ashleyhufff]

@TensionSeekin sorry

[Ashley Sundquist @ashleyhufff]

“your stomach hurts because of the solar flares”

my stomach hurts because I ate 3 pounds of spaghetti last night

[Ashley Sundquist @ashleyhufff]

hack: use your snap ai for free therapy

[Ashley Sundquist @ashleyhufff]

is this the Holy Spirit or am I just gassy

[Ashley Sundquist @ashleyhufff]

people are out there not being depressed and trying new hobbies n shit? That’s wild

[Ashley Sundquist @ashleyhufff]

not my therapist calling me out on making everything personal when it’s ✨not✨ holy schnikies