Ashley DeVries

[Ashley DeVries @ashleyjdevries]

texting my ex against his will about shows i know he’s watched bc i’m still using his streaming passwords

[Ashley DeVries @ashleyjdevries]

@tay_leanne_ it counts

[Ashley DeVries @ashleyjdevries]

@OrinJoshua that’s not cool with me

[Ashley DeVries @ashleyjdevries]

you can tell mercury is in retrograde because today a guy put his whole foot on the counter and paid with ankle cash. and behind him was ryan sheckler

[Ashley DeVries @ashleyjdevries]

I’m introducing my friend Adam to New Girl and during the first episode he asked if i identify with Jess. I’ve never been hurt like this before

[Ashley DeVries @ashleyjdevries]

@hauxp_suff tiny beard or too large beard is important

[Ashley DeVries @ashleyjdevries]

@stephen41850690 ur lucky

[Ashley DeVries @ashleyjdevries]

@Idiot_Psalmist news flash

[Ashley DeVries @ashleyjdevries]

@tay_leanne_ i ask myself this every day!

[Ashley DeVries @ashleyjdevries]

@tay_leanne_ i was born this way

[Ashley DeVries @ashleyjdevries]

Wordle 247 2/6

⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

😤😤😤

[Ashley DeVries @ashleyjdevries]

@tay_leanne_ but twins are scary

[Ashley DeVries @ashleyjdevries]

Wordle 240 4/6 so hard for WHAT. had to hold a seance, spill the blood of a virgin, and sacrifice my first born to get it on the fourth try

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛
🟩⬛⬛🟩🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[Ashley DeVries @ashleyjdevries]

@tay_leanne_ sometimes i think about this too

[Ashley DeVries @ashleyjdevries]

Wordle 218 3/6

⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛
🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

this brought me more joy than what is reasonable

[Ashley DeVries @ashleyjdevries]

Wordle 214 4/6

🟨⬛⬛🟩⬛
⬛⬛🟨🟩🟩
⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

did i do ok or

[Ashley DeVries @ashleyjdevries]

@andrewcollum maybe think on that some more

[Ashley DeVries @ashleyjdevries]

@tay_leanne_ or… sheldon?

[Ashley DeVries @ashleyjdevries]

@Herb_Suff this happened to me at the grocery store as well, and i walked out with my head held a little higher. however, i found out it was because my period panties utterly betrayed me.

[Ashley DeVries @ashleyjdevries]

gonna go on the bachelor to catch up on some reading