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[Mollie Schmolze @megudridge]

I think we can all agree that Kate Middleton should teach a @MasterClass on how to control your inner rage as a parent, right?

[ashley carr @ashleyjocarr]

#JusticeForJohhnyDepp 🙌🏼🙌🏼

[ashley carr @ashleyjocarr]

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[ashley carr @ashleyjocarr]

My Snapchat memories kindly (not) reminded me that the best show ever, Madam Secretary, ended two years ago today. How is that even possible? 😭 @TeaLeoni @TimmyDaly

[ashley carr @ashleyjocarr]

I was not mentally prepared for Detective Stabler’s return. That crossover left me in tears 😭 #LawAndOrderSVU #lawandorderorganizedcrime #LawAndOrder

[ashley carr @ashleyjocarr]

I just chugged a large cup of coffee and now I’m laying down with my son to take a nap and this is just one of the few things that are fundamentally wrong with me as a person. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[ashley carr @ashleyjocarr]

2021 can fuck right off. #kthanksbye

[ashley carr @ashleyjocarr]

@BravoTV “IT’S MY BIRTHDAY”

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Wear a mask.
Wash your hands.
Practice social distancing.
It saves lives.

[ashley carr @ashleyjocarr]

@JorddHainzer I would kill to have a night alone 😂😂

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Let me be very clear: No one is expendable. No matter your age, race, gender, religion, ethnicity, sexual orientation, or disability.

No life is worth losing to add one more point to the Dow.

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

I can't speak for House, obviously - no one's written clever words for me to say - but I'm pretty sure he'd tell you it's not a matter of 'solving' Covid. This is an epidemic, not a diagnostic problem. We solve it together by staying apart.

[ashley carr @ashleyjocarr]

@MikalaLin This is my favorite one so far 😂

[ashley carr @ashleyjocarr]

Hour 32 of no sleep: I’m so tired that I’m not even tired anymore. Send help. #momlife #exhaustedmomma #newbornproblems

[ashley carr @ashleyjocarr]

@SimGuruGeorge @_KristenBack I’m dead 😂😂

[ashley carr @ashleyjocarr]

@sgoodall91 @budlight @WhiteClaw @naturallight @MikesHardCanada @sevendaughters Mine is 100% sponsored by @WhiteClaw 😂 made my husband stock up on it for me. #motherhood at its finest

[ashley carr @ashleyjocarr]

@MeloraHardin

[ashley carr @ashleyjocarr]

My child refuses to sleep at night unless I’m holding him...during the day that doesn’t matter. Only at night when I’m also trying to sleep 😒 good thing you’re cute kid.

[ashley carr @ashleyjocarr]

@ashlynvanhorn Girl you need to watch madam secretary then! Its amazing 😍

[ashley carr @ashleyjocarr]

@TimmyDaly Her voice was the only thing to calm my baby down the entire pregnancy, and he decided to make his appearance into the world today. Apparently he needed to share his birthday with her.