ashley♛

margaritas? animals? stupid but fun decisions? i’m there.

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

me checking my bank account after i prioritized my happiness:

[ashley♛ @ashleyjsnider]

@moira_brown give us vine back and we’ll be dandy

[🧢 @defffkapp]

me soon as that wine hit

[B-Side Billy @KHARMA__]

That mf dashing thru the snow fr

[vampire freak @sufferimg]

can we get mcdonalds it would fix me

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

“actually we’ve met before” okay well I don’t remember you. Have you considered being less forgettable and insignificant

[rico @somethinglovely]

lol

[ashley♛ @ashleyjsnider]

“babe do you wanna go upstairs and fool around while it’s halftime”
welcome to football season

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

stoner gf, sober chauffeur bf. im at the mcdonalds like “whoa how did we get here” and he’s like “i drove us. now please order you’ve been staring into space for 15 minutes”

[yulee @jinxxm3]

i get high and be like live laugh love is so fucken real omg

[ashley♛ @ashleyjsnider]

@ultralawdd HOW LONG ARE YOU STAYING

[𝓔🤍 @ebti09]

No one:

Me tryna find a song:

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[samantha @milkygoddess]

seems like nobody wants to get off their ass and go bowling these days