a.keo

what came first the chicken or the dickhead

[a.keo @ashleykeo]

@NandosUK Ive had more chips at a Wetherspoon. And they was meant to be Peri chips as well lol. Cheers 👍🏻#overpriced

[Pipes🦉 @_mattpiper]

18 stone, 2L Whiskey a day, 100mg Valium, Coke, weed, no money, no hope, utter despair, failed suicide attempt & worst of all (but rightly so) wasn’t able to see my kids!

No matter how low you get… don’t ever give up on yourself! There’s always a better ending to your story ❤️x

[a.keo @ashleykeo]

Dear @Tesco it’s 2025 these should be known as gingerbread people or them now. NOT MEN. #LGBTQ #men #womensrights

[Paddy Kenny @paddykenny17]

Playing the victim but it’s ok to DM me these horrible messages 😱 imagine the other way around?? I’d have been in court with @Joey7Barton 🫣

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

We haven't forgotten about you, Iryna 💔

[a.keo @ashleykeo]

@_lknighty Got your name written all over this kinda event

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It’s time for real change

[a.keo @ashleykeo]

@__37JH Hahahahahahahahahahaha

[a.keo @ashleykeo]

@LJMM30 @TonyBellew @TRobinsonNewEra @TonyBellew 🤫🤐😂

[David Atherton @daveatherton]

Professional boxer @TonyBellew calls Tommy @TRobinsonNewEra a "racist" for his views on Islam. A reminder that UK Muslims are 6.5% of our population but are responsible for:

97% of terror deaths since 2000
90% on MI5's terror watch list
84% of child gang rapes
75% of terror threats
18% of prisoners
6000 FGMs a year
1.5x birth defect rate
48.6% of 16-64 not employed
27% in social housing

A study recorded 66,872 Islamist terrorist attacks worldwide from 2019-2024, with the Taliban, Islamic State, Boko Haram, al-Shabaab, & al-Qaeda responsible for 81.8% of deaths from Islamist attacks.

[a.keo @ashleykeo]

@NuneatonTFC Can’t wait for him to sign my tits

[Clinton Baptiste @realclintonb]

Someone has done this.

[a.keo @ashleykeo]

@David__Osland And stinging private landlords wherever they can

[a.keo @ashleykeo]

@Decsutton10 @LCFC 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[a.keo @ashleykeo]

@ChloeRT9 @parismae__ Or the foot long you was hammering sauce all around ya mush🤣

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Apparently getting cleaned out in the box doesn’t result in a penalty these days.

Interesting…

[a.keo @ashleykeo]

@MatchroomBoxing @Carl_Froch @StGeorgeGroves The worst stoppage in the history of boxing…

[a.keo @ashleykeo]

@BlairMacKay17 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣