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[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

Ordered jeans three sizes bigger so they could be baggy and they’re too tight

[Rosalind @rosalindmar19]

One time I was losing so badly on Chess .com that I told the guy I was 11

[gena ?! @kytalli]

I miss the one girl that’s exactly the same brand of autistic as me. she graduated college and basically cold emailed a bunch of ceos and was like “I think being a secretary to a ceo is the most interesting job ever. -

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

good morning

[Des @dandysm0tt]

U swan, he frog is so real actually

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Armie Hammer says his comments about eating women don’t make him a cannibal:

“I don’t think that’s any different than when someone looks at a baby and goes, ‘Oh my God, look at those cute little fat legs, I just want to eat you up.'”

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

NOOOOO