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1-800-choke that ho

[ash 🌷 @ashleymalia_]

I am never going to Costco without heelys ever again

[ash 🌷 @ashleymalia_]

i couldn’t go on our family trip this year but they still made sure i was included 🥹

[ash 🌷 @ashleymalia_]

the lightning in town tonight 🤩

[ash 🌷 @ashleymalia_]

oberyn’s death has left me traumatized. why did he have to get cocky 😭

[ash 🌷 @ashleymalia_]

UPDATE: we might have found him a forever home guys 🥹 I’ll know for sure next week !!!

[ash 🌷 @ashleymalia_]

hi friends, this is Dallas, my cousins dog, unfortunately they can no longer keep him and the humane society is saying they’ll put him down if hes brought in bc of his age (hes only 9) but he is the sweetest boy ever and just wants to cuddle. if anyones interested pls lmk!

[ash 🌷 @ashleymalia_]

@michelleb_xo He does great with them and all animals tbh, even cats

[ash 🌷 @ashleymalia_]

@taviaordenstein yesss of course I def willl

[ash 🌷 @ashleymalia_]

@yaaassjoy gross

[ash 🌷 @ashleymalia_]

all that anxiety FOR WHAT

[ash 🌷 @ashleymalia_]

so much for not doing things on impulse

[ash 🌷 @ashleymalia_]

i am never doing another 5 day bender

[toxic king @toxicking]

Me on sunday: “never again”

Me on friday: *agains*

[ash 🌷 @ashleymalia_]

@ whoever’s driving around mauka blasting the purge siren, that’s funny as fuck

[Sean Hayes @SeanHayes]

My heart is broken. Leslie Jordan was one of the funniest people I ever had the pleasure of working with. Everyone who ever met him, loved him. There will never be anyone like him. A unique talent with an enormous, caring heart. You will be missed, my dear friend. 😔❤️

[ash 🌷 @ashleymalia_]

SOMEONE PLEASE LET ME BORROW YOHR PARAMOUNT+ SUBSCRIPTION SO I CAN WATCH THE NEW BLUES CLUES MOVIE. MY INNER CHILD NEEDS IT

[ash 🌷 @ashleymalia_]

@yaaassjoy 🥹🤍

[ash 🌷 @ashleymalia_]

avi +1
happy tuesday :)

[ash 🌷 @ashleymalia_]

i want someone who’ll love me like gomez loves morticia

[ash 🌷 @ashleymalia_]

tonight i learned i am a fight not flight person 💀

[ash 🌷 @ashleymalia_]

who keeps letting me go out. it’s been five nights of this shit. my liver and my everything need a BREAK …ima still say yes tho