Ash Scott

[Daksh @globalwaffles]

Idk. I think Gabriel wanted the ball more than Martinez

[Ash Scott @AshleyMessom]

It's always the ones you least expect

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

29-year-old self-proclaimed misogynist and incel Victor Valentine, who repeatedly posed a risk to women in the Cheltenham area, has been given a Sexual Harm Prevention Order.

He is a member of an online incel group, which has a history of unprovoked violence against women in public.

The order bans him from using any device that can access the internet unless he tells the police. He is also banned from entering or loitering near women’s public toilets and changing rooms.

He cannot register for, or use a guest or alias account on, a specified incel website and he's banned from using any other online platform, forum, chatroom or app that promotes or incel-related ideology or content.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

*Ahem*

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

❤️🤍 OFFICIAL: ARSENAL WIN THE PREMIER LEAGUE 2025/26!

Historical achievement for Mikel Arteta and his team after 22 YEARS. 🏆✨

[Reform UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Reform UK Review 2025:

Jeremy Clarkson on @Nigel_Farage “”He rarely talks about the economy and when he does, his numbers don’t add up.

He says he wants to cut taxes and increase spending by £150billion. Huh?

But before anyone has the chance to question his logic, he scuttles back to his safe space and starts raging about small boats.”

[Ash Scott @AshleyMessom]

Trossssarddddd!!!

[parks @parkersity_9]

Maturing is cleaning your room before a trip and being so satisfied walking in the door when you return

[BenHtafc17 @BenHtafc17]

His dad Fandab must be buzzing

[Jack J @Jack_Frodo]

if they add copper pipes to minecraft i’m gonna get banned from every server in existence

[Jenni @hashjenni]

unpopular opinion: if you buy a seat you’re entitled to it

[Wilson @WilsonTball]

Pyramids of GEEZER more like!

[Edward @iamSquidwardo]

Jean-Phillipe it's 4 days until the FA cup final get down from there

[Ash Scott @AshleyMessom]

Play advantage to see if they score, miss and then pull it back for the free kick 🤯

[Ash Scott @AshleyMessom]

Ici cest stoke

[Ash Scott @AshleyMessom]

Being homosexual is less gay than this

[B. @InvertTheWing]

Where do I begin? I’m trembling as I write this.

Wow, H. You finally did it. Not just you, but Bayern Munich.

After being let down by numerous figures in your career, from the likes of Gareth Southgate and Daniel Levy, you have finally found a supporting cast that values you.

A supporting cast that supports and matches your brilliance.

The mental strength, the resilience to go out there and silence the haters after constant cyber bullying. The perseverance.

What are they going to say now?

All those goals weren’t for nothing. And today, you have just undisputedly cemented yourself as one of the best EVER.

Thank you Harry Kane. One of the best players I have had the joy of watching.

Let Harry Kane be a role model to anyone. A symbol of that even if life is difficult, keep going. A symbol that even if you get betrayed, and put in all hard effort, you will find the right person.

[Ash Scott @AshleyMessom]

We need a serious conversation about odegaard, such a busy body

[Ash Scott @AshleyMessom]

Bought a baguette just to stomp on it

COYG🔴

[Ash Scott @AshleyMessom]

Let's go Benn!