Ashley Aczon

Sebastian’s #1 snack bitch. In my free time I do things on mats and bikes.

[Ashley Aczon @ashleymitsue_]

So much chill

[Ashley Aczon @ashleymitsue_]

The level of trust you have to have when your toddler says, “Mama, I go poo poo potty by myself.”

[Evan Bell @evanbellKATU]

Just a mess. People, unaware that the street is closed since there are no warning signs, keep coming down SW Salmon and get stuck at 4th. Just avoid the area around the courthouses and city hall #LiveOnK2 #pdxtraffic

[Ashley Aczon @ashleymitsue_]

Wore a mask to the store yesterday and got thanked 3 separate times for doing so. According to one worker, only about 50% of customers in the pdx burbs are.

She went on to say, “thank you, it’s just a nice gesture to show that people care about us workers as humans too.”

[Ashley Aczon @ashleymitsue_]

G: hey look up the lyrics to “My Type” would ya? 🤦‍♀️😂

[Christian Moriarty @MoriartyCR]

Just a by the by: "private" messages sent to individual people during a Zoom meeting show up in the end-of-meeting transcript along with all other public messages.

Tell your friends, save a life.

[𝛵𝝄𝒏𝒚 𝑆𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒆𝘇 @tsanche7]

We should quarantine like this every 3 years for the earth’s health.. except without the virus

[Ashley Aczon @ashleymitsue_]

@dorisaczon is such a pack rat. If you can’t find something at Costco, come on over. I’m sure we have like, 10.

[Ashley Aczon @ashleymitsue_]

Before Yoga
Client 1: Shirts off, it’s hot. You guys are gonna have to look at my muffin.
2: Muffin TOP. You can’t just say muffin! Omg.

After
3: I was trying to hold my farts in after all the raw veggies last night.
4: What do you think I was doing the entire time?

[Ashley Aczon @ashleymitsue_]

Currently drinking a lemonade, while my boyfriend climbs through a 3-and-under play area with my toddler... Mama, I made it.

[Ashley Aczon @ashleymitsue_]

Best boyfriend award goes to me

[Air @Arely_maricella]

I wasn’t feeling great today and my bestfriend brought me medicine and cooked me homemade zuppa. I love you @ashleymitsue_

[Ashley Aczon @ashleymitsue_]

Name a better duo, I’ll wait 💁🏻‍♀️❤️

[Air @Arely_maricella]

Life with you is so delightful can’t wait for our trip to Bingen together. ❤️

[Air @Arely_maricella]

Bought my bestfriend and I a stay at @TheSocietyHotel Bingen and I can not wait to be sipping wine and relaxing with my bestfriend @ashleymitsue_

[Ashley Aczon @ashleymitsue_]

@Arely_maricella Find me a Dean first.

[Ashley Aczon @ashleymitsue_]

I am breaking my twitter silence to give this tweet my full support.

[Air @Arely_maricella]

@ashleymitsue_ and I buy each other dinners, wine, flowers, ice cream and our favorite snacks. We treat each other like queens. MEN WHO?!?

[Ashley Aczon @ashleymitsue_]

Me: Hey doesn’t Dean come back on this episode?
@Arely_maricella : OH SHIT! Hold up. Let me get my ice cream.
#bachelorinparadise

[Ashley Aczon @ashleymitsue_]

@Lannzzzzie I should’ve sent you the cookie recipe that put me into labor 😂

[Ashley Aczon @ashleymitsue_]

“Mom, shit happens. Deal with it.”

[Ashley Aczon @ashleymitsue_]

Parenting things that aren’t my favorite: Poopy diapers, traffic, when your kid shits... in traffic... in 80 degree weather.

[Ashley Aczon @ashleymitsue_]

Update (Caution: contains graphic image)

[Ashley Aczon @ashleymitsue_]

@wavenalu It was funny til I realized I was the one who was gonna have to clean it up 😂😭