You’d think as I continue to date assholes that maybe they’d get slightly better each time. However, research shows that they are definitely getting worse. More attractive though so there’s that 🙄😞 #is2020overyet
You knows what’s fun? “Dating” dudes for about 3 weeks and then having them fall off but continue to like everything I do on social media until we both die 😑
On my walk this morning, I saw an electric lawnmower. How did I not know that was a thing? No one was even watching it. I don’t have a yard but this seems like something more people would have 🤯
Moving forward I will only be using T.Swift lyrics as captions and letting everyone figure out if they are actually relevant to the photo or my life at all. #backonthebandwagon#exileonrepeat