Ashley Morris

Indigenous mom, artist, cynical crackpot & self taught poutine expert with very loud opinions on social justice. (She/Her, Anti-Terf)

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@MINRATHOU Every playthrough that's my goodest boy Noodle

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@BiDotOrg I had a sword on my wedding day.

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@SEGA Shining Force 2! #JusticeForLemon

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A daytime television show showcasing the best and most beautiful of Gotham City's manors, hosted by its police commissioner and titled "Better Home & Gordons"

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@StuffyFlower1 Queer/Bi and Morton!

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@Helexzura It actually doesn't even Age.

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What do fanfic writers use to talk loudly at conventions?

An Mpregaphone.

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@floralvagabond I love the deep roads, and the descent DLC and I am just as fascinated by the Dwarven lore in the game as everyone else is about the elvhen!

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@floralvagabond 34 year old bi wife with 2 kids and a crippling addiction to dragon age lore here! 🤙

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Do you have normal, healthy expectations of your role as a caretaker in your relationship or do you exclusively date men with the inability to form emotional bonds because of their mothers

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Good thing Lea Michele can't read all the mean things people have to say about her snaking Beanie's role

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@bioware "Hey Cassandra, want to watch me fart a cloud?"

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At any given moment I'm thinking about how on Peppa Pig they have a vet, who is an animal doctor and treats animals, and also a regular doctor, who is an animal, who also treats animals

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Saw this ad on my local FB marketplace and it sounded like a sad sweet poem

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@bengelinas Doing a playthrough right now and I equipped her with Spellweaver before the High Dragon fight. Cut to me turning around to see Wynne taking the final blow and doing the head stabby sword thing animation. Legendary babe, legendary 👏

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Teenagers wearing graphic hats or t-shirts that say things like "dog mom" or "dad of 3 daughters" will always be peak comedy to me

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@sortedfood I would love for Emma Thompson to become the honourary slightly drunk Auntie of the Sorted channel who just pops in from time to time without announcement to cause chaos and question everyone's cooking skills.

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@sortedfood

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Mrs. Claus having the same problem clitoris owners everywhere face from time to time

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@TangerineBank @Raptors @NBA @ShopRSApparel @TheOges look I tagged you in a sports related thing. Who am I???