Ashley Farrington

[Ashley Farrington @ashleymscent]

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[Ashley Farrington @ashleymscent]

I make beautiful babies

[Cleopatra | Seduce Her 💋 @SeduceCleopatra]

I asked my grandma

Why she stayed with a man she didn’t love for 40 years…

Her answer changed everything I thought about relationships:

[Ashley Farrington @ashleymscent]

@damnidc__ When someone comes to my restaurant (like a delivery driver) who is new I always greet them first and ask what they need. If they barely acknowledge me and start looking around I let them walk until they give up and ask where the manager is. It’s me.

[Ashley Farrington @ashleymscent]

#TheFarringtons

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Should be mandatory before signing a birth certificate. Even if it isn’t yours and you’d like to sign it, at least you know.

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

What opinion about DNA TEST will get you in this position.

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There should be an app that you can plug your highschool/middle school name into and the years you attended into an inmate search and see who you know that went to jail. Just because I’m nosy. No judgement 😂

[Ashley Farrington @ashleymscent]

@Hulda_Nicolas Insurance went down $10. I can now rent a car with out paying the extra fee for being young. That’s it. 😂

[Ashley Farrington @ashleymscent]

Just thinking about the reason I have a son is because a girl in 2018 dared me to give my number to a customer when I was at work. Lmao. Thanks leelee.

[Ashley Farrington @ashleymscent]

My man, my man, my man ❤️

[Ashley Farrington @ashleymscent]

@_rileyk_ 😂 you can rent a uhaul truck!!

[Ashley Farrington @ashleymscent]

@mushr00mbabe Because^^

[Ashley Farrington @ashleymscent]

@mushr00mbabe Get a quote and send it to your landlord and say your next rent will be short excuse you’ll be repairing it and you will provide the receipt after it is repaired.

[Ashley Farrington @ashleymscent]

Mombod summer

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@tedthedead @That1teddygirl Omg. Same to me. 3 Er visits and one night overnight they finally diagnosed me with a PA. Horrible pain.

[Ashley Farrington @ashleymscent]

(2/2) “I know you feel that way but you shouldn’t.” “I’m an adult and I see you as a child” not only did he politely shut it down, he didn’t leave a door open for himself or pave the way for the next grown man she was interested in. And I just love that.

[Ashley Farrington @ashleymscent]

No one will see this but I love the scene in Firefly lane with young Tully and the drama teacher when she tried to hit in him. He didn’t say “you’re so mature and beautiful but I’m too old.” There’s was no “in another life” talk. He said (1/2)

[Ashley Farrington @ashleymscent]

I have a kid and I be feeling pretty lonely sometimes 😂 I admire girls/woman who don’t want kids and stand by that.

[Ashley Farrington @ashleymscent]

@That1teddygirl If your kids is comfortable enough to tell you that you’re a bad mom. You’re a phenomenal mom.

[Ashley Farrington @ashleymscent]

@giannaarlottaa Me getting up at 5:30 and going to bed at 7:30. Working 9-5 and always having my son with me. Making friends is impossible