ashley olin

i'm crazy

[ashley olin @ashleyolin]

.@GovStitt Oklahoma cannot execute an innocent man. Please save Julius Jones’ life and commute his sentence to life with the possibility of parole. #JusticeforJulius

[Geneseo Knights @GeneseoKnights]

Congratulations to @GETknightriders & Head Coach Kim Sanford, Leg Up Stables named Livingston County Farm of the Year! https://t.co/8LPLw5REe2 #OneKnight

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Unfollow me, dipshit https://t.co/WRpzg5B6rO

[jessica ⁷ ⁺ˣ⁺ ¹³ 🫧 @ironthyrsus]

I'm hollering. I hope someone takes him up on his offer.

[ashley olin @ashleyolin]

Today at the dentist they thought my name was spelled Asley but still pronounced Ashley. I have too many questions about it so that is all

[ashley olin @ashleyolin]

New suggestion to stay motivated on the treadmill: put on @FoxNews and keep running until you kick your foot through the TV screen

[ashley olin @ashleyolin]

Just realized my eyeshadow is the same color as the bags under my eyes #happyhumpday

[ashley olin @ashleyolin]

... then I remember that yesterday I almost started a fire by putting tin in the microwave and the glimmer of hope is gone

[ashley olin @ashleyolin]

I don’t get my flu shot because I’m worried about “the flu”- I get it to feel a glimmer of hope that maybe I am an adult w/ my life together

[ashley olin @ashleyolin]

My cube moved farther from the entrance in the same week I lost my Fitbit charger and all I can think about are the steps I’m missing out on

[ashley olin @ashleyolin]

coworker: “how’s the day going? are things keeping you busy?”
me: “yeah, I’m eating”

#honestyisthebestpolicy

[ashley olin @ashleyolin]

Laying on my bed and stumbled across a video of @bretteldredge singing “You are my sunshine” to his dog and now I’m crying someone pls help

[Rochester NY Police @RochesterNYPD]

Kudos to Sgt. Sobieraski-he finished a half marathon in full uniform (including work boots)!! Awesome job Sgt!

[ashley olin @ashleyolin]

@ReasesPieeces Haha thank you!! Hope all is well with your new little guy!

[ashley olin @ashleyolin]

I may have run a half marathon this morning but I also just spent an hour on my insta caption, so I think my productivity today is level now

[ashley olin @ashleyolin]

*googles ways to make tinder boy realize he's been incessantly talking about himself for 48 hours*🙄

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

what a beautiful photo that you ruined by opening your gas station glory hole mouth and inserting an opinion nobody asked for. https://t.co/qRWHUxlWHk

[ashley olin @ashleyolin]

A cockapoo puppy's Instagram has now liked 2 of my consecutive posts. Is there any way to get better than I already am?

[ashley olin @ashleyolin]

Took off my sports bra and found an ant stuck to my chest. Running is amazing