Ashley Pagan

Consultant 🖊 Digital organizer📱 Social Media guru 📳 Visual & written comms 🎨✍🏽 Tweets are my own silly little opinions 🙊 RTs are NOT endorsments 🚫

[Ashley Pagan @AshleyPaganPR]

@lori_newbe7867 @MTGrepp @elonmusk Aren’t republicans supposed to be for minimal government oversight? Sounds to me like you’re advocating for a police state.

[Ashley Pagan @AshleyPaganPR]

@NoName_NoCaste_ “Shameless” is your choices of hashtags, capitalizing on human catastrophes in order to get views of some dip$h!t biking up a hill.

[Ashley Pagan @AshleyPaganPR]

@VioletP11167690 @CDCgov This isn’t shingles, however, a lack of reading comprehension IS a big pandemic in America 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Ashley Pagan @AshleyPaganPR]

@OMG_Mum @CDCgov Of course, your name is Karen 😆

[Ashley Pagan @AshleyPaganPR]

@ih8rts Life after 30 😆

[Ashley Pagan @AshleyPaganPR]

@elonmusk @saylor Good luck creating that @elonmusk now that you’ve fired all your employees 😆 can’t wait for the labor board and personal attorneys to all catch up with you

[Ashley Pagan @AshleyPaganPR]

@1iota your website with all due respect is honestly $h!t, I applied and got tickets to @jimmykimmel for my sister’s 22nd birthday, got accepted, but never got tickets, it keeps asking me to confirm, then to reset password, it’s been days & NO link to reset password, help please!

[Ashley Pagan @AshleyPaganPR]

@BlakeAcothley @LateNightSeth @JamesWolk If by “no one” you just mean you, then you’re right 🤣🤣🤣

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

Mel Gibson is who we thought he was.

[Ashley Pagan @AshleyPaganPR]

@haleyp I feel like this sort of thing doesn’t need to be clarified if you feel secure in your beliefs, your analysis, and your work….. 💛

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

May the fourth be with you.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

It’s a good day. https://t.co/Dlgu29f3HK

[California Federation of Labor Unions @CaliforniaLabor]

You heard our President. PASS THE #PROAct! #UnionStrong

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

“are you ok?” no but I’m funny

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Don't vote for anyone you wouldn't trust with your dog.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

No garbage collection today—because it’s MLK Day and because, this week, America’s taking out the trash on Wednesday.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Imagine a world where Nations find the search for life in the Universe more interesting than the taking of life on Earth.

[Tomi T Ahonen Moved to Post, Spoutible & Mastodon @tomiahonen]

Green Eggs & Ham
Dr Seuss

I do not like him in a car
I do not like him with Bill Barr
I don't like him on a balcony
Not with Hannity or the McEnemy
I do not like his hands so small
I do not like him, not at all
He's broke, a loser, a total tool
I do not like Donald #TrumpTheFool