trashley by midnight

shout out to garfield lasagna. only real gamers know Super Mario in Real Life ™️😤💪 1 of paper = 4 of coin

[Connor MacDonald @Connorcade]

I’ve posted it before back when it was first created, but if you’re able to contribute to Ashley’s GoFundMe in any way we would be extremely grateful. It’s very close to full funding, and thank you to everyone who has already donated/continues to donate https://t.co/AhWQbuRHhM

[trashley by midnight @ashleyratrat]

Big Mac Big Mac Big Mac Big Mac Big Mac Big Mac

[Uju Anya @UjuAnya]

Me and this bitch don’t get along.

[SuperMega @supermega]

dinner with papaw tonight...❤️ he made 6 burgers for all 12 grandkids and I'm the only one who showed. 😢love him

[DiddlyDooter (Kindness arc) @DiddlyDooter]

Had a 30 YEAR OLD have a breakdown in my DC server cus I called Poppy playtime "Poopy shittime" as a joke. Some of you need tougher skin cus this is fuckin ridiculous, this shit's so funny

[trashley by midnight @ashleyratrat]

Working for a small business is great because you constantly live in a state of this because all you're asking is for a shred of communication

[lus🎃 @lavenderkcals]

almost trusted a fart that was straight up butt piss

[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

One of the funniest things on Drake and Josh wasn’t even a joke really but it was the fact that they had a game sphere. It use to fry my so bad like what kinda bullshit is that man

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

FRASIER CRANE: I told Dad I’d watch the Super Bowl with him tonight.

NILES CRANE: You don’t know the first thing about football, Frasier. Name one position.

FRASIER CRANE: Tight end?

NILES CRANE: Well, thank you for noticing. Maris and I recently bought a tandem bicycle.

[Fable @6dollarballoon]

literally cannot do anything in this house bro GET AWAY FROM ME 💔💔

[trashley by midnight @ashleyratrat]

Chinese takeout adding the broccoli reminds me of school lunch where they were legally required to add a vegetable to your tray

[trashley by midnight @ashleyratrat]

Lil treat for being a good egg at the hospital today

[trashley by midnight @ashleyratrat]

My stupid chungus life, which I hate

[trashley by midnight @ashleyratrat]

When those goddamn fajitas come out sizzling

[trashley by midnight @ashleyratrat]

@Connorcade Cheeky scran with me and the boys

[trashley by midnight @ashleyratrat]

I don't understand why they can't have the heat on in the mammogram room. I promise I'm not gonna fall asleep while my tit is getting crushed

[trashley by midnight @ashleyratrat]

Dasher said enjoy your meal and I said "you too" back

[Uncle Female @unclefemme]

we’re soooo back