Ashley Rubens

[Ashley Rubens @Ashleyrubens]

There’s one of these in literally every city in the world it would seem. For “mellow” floor read #sticky

#kathmandu #irishpubs

[Ashley Rubens @Ashleyrubens]

@Team_BMC and idea why an #insurance quote for #highaltitude #mountaineering is 10x more with you than similar providers? Given it’s your speciality?! #bmcinsurance #ouch

[Ashley Rubens @Ashleyrubens]

People will stop inviting @BorisJohnson to #parties as he never seems to stay longer than 10 minutes

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

Downing Street officials offered to waive restrictions on mourners for Prince Philip’s funeral. The Queen refused, on the grounds she wanted to set an example rather than be an exception to the rules. So they threw two parties instead. Full story in the brand new Private Eye.

[Ashley Rubens @Ashleyrubens]

@CimsVet Out of curiosity, are you also an employee or do you decide what your staff are paid?!

[Ashley Rubens @Ashleyrubens]

We just use the same bag, I mean, it’s not like we scrape the sugar off and put it back… I think
#vettwitter

[AnonyVet @Anonyvet]

Showing work experience where the tea and coffee making facilities are.

Me: *opens cupboard to reveal two bags of sugar* Shit
One of these bags is the ass and willy sugar. One is staff sugar. And I can’t remember which is which

WE: ?

Me: Yeah. That’s a thing here.

#vettwitter

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge

[Ashley Rubens @Ashleyrubens]

@OnswitchLtd There’s the mistake you need love and money! People want a job where they are respected and empowered and while there’s a shortage why expect them to accept anything less?

[Ashley Rubens @Ashleyrubens]

@RichardDawkins Interesting, most animals have fewer nerve endings in their corneas than humans, and it varies relative to importance of good sight (eg cats more, horses less). Perhaps evolutionary pressure for pain as protection for specific functions, varies by importance to species.

[Ashley Rubens @Ashleyrubens]

@AbigailBrook9 @Veritas11001896 @theJeremyVine 16% jump red lights?!

[Ashley Rubens @Ashleyrubens]

@ColinScoles @Greshams_School @CCFcadets @ArmyCadetsHQ Good luck all! Bit different from Rowter Farm!

[Ashley Rubens @Ashleyrubens]

@AldiUK Midl...

[Ashley Rubens @Ashleyrubens]

@PaulEmbery They were arrested because they refused to give their details, for breach of lockdown it would be an on the spot fine. This is a setup

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Welcome to Britain. You can't see your family if you have already been in contact with another household but you can meet your family at a wetherspoons at 6am tomorrow to get fucking annihilated because this is an entirely normal country.

[Ashley Rubens @Ashleyrubens]

@GavinBarwell on @BBCNewsnight has no 2 prominent books on #Hitler over his shoulder - former chief of staff at @10DowningStreet where do they get their inspiration from?

[Ashley Rubens @Ashleyrubens]

Anyone else@thing #bbcqt is much more civilised when there’s no audience for politicians to play to?

[Sam Quek @SamanthaQuek]

I bet the owner tried for years to share it, but no one ever replied to his emails...

[Ashley Rubens @Ashleyrubens]

@psychovertical Both the “4:1” systems are actually 5:1, although with friction in the pulleys they’re probably somewhere in between!

[Ashley Rubens @Ashleyrubens]

I do wonder why she couldn’t just Skype her talk in!

[Joe Simpson @TouchingTheVoid]

@JuliaHB1 They will conveniently forget the 2 crew members flying home from New York and the 3 replacement crew flying out to sail the yacht back or the fact that the yacht cost close on £15 million let alone the C02 used up in the build. Otherwise, great effort lass Greta.