ashley

I mean, I think I’m funny so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[ashley @ashleysanticss]

@FetchRewards Points!! 9X261 :)

[ashley @ashleysanticss]

@FetchRewards Going on a trip with my mama 😍 #watchthelastad 9x261

[ashley @ashleysanticss]

@FetchRewards The nation of the niners! 9x261, #watchthelastad

[ashley @ashleysanticss]

@FetchRewards ✅9x261!

[ashley @ashleysanticss]

@etihad ignored my email on May 24th and then emailed me saying that my “offer” expired. I lost a full day of my vacation due to plane issues. 200 Etihad credit does not even account for my wasted vacation day. I never want to fly your airline. The worse service I’ve experienced.

[ashley @ashleysanticss]

@etihad it’s been more than a month since I’ve heard from your customer service (which did not resolve my concerns or help with my lost day of my trip due to flight issues). Could you please help?

[ashley @ashleysanticss]

@etihad hi! This morning at 5am you delayed my flight by 11 hours and now I’m sitting outside O’Hare waiting for someone to show up and help since the two associates at the desk are refusing to help anyone here. How are we going to fix this?

[ashley @ashleysanticss]

halftime takeaway: usher is *not* pregnant

[ashley @ashleysanticss]

Y’all remember Uber Pool/Lyft Lines or was that just a fever dream 😴

[ashley @ashleysanticss]

@Poshmarkapp please stop notifying me whenever someone follows 😭 I only care if I made a sale or not.

[ashley @ashleysanticss]

watching a lady eat fries with a fork and knife and it’s making me uncomfortable

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

I can’t stop watching this

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

I didn't realize I was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo. That's still a very low number of rodeos.

[ashley @ashleysanticss]

@united That’s just it though, I did try to report it in person but you don’t have anyone there to help… and when I called the phone I waited on hold for two hours with no answer… and I drove back to the airport today after a full day of work and no one was there AGAIN.

[ashley @ashleysanticss]

@united my bag was broken on my flight today and I didn’t realize until I got to the hotel. I tried calling the number, was told the wait time was 10 minutes but now I’ve been on hold for 45 with no updates. The shell of my hard case Delsey suitcase was cracked. What do I do now?

[ashley @ashleysanticss]

It’s always “can I buy you a drink” and never “can I buy you an ice cream cone” and frankly I’m sick of it

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

my most american take is that fahrenheit is actually superior to celsius in a practical, human sense.
like 100 is hot and 0 is cold, that’s so straightforward. if it’s a nice day it’s essentially 65%-70% hot out. like duh it just makes sense

[ashley @ashleysanticss]

when someone super likes you on a dating app and sometimes you don’t even super like yourself🥺

[Latif Nasser @latifnasser]

Last year, a coworker randomly asked me to hand-deliver an antique violin across the country. I said yes, because why not. I had no idea what I was getting into, and now I need your help. A 🧵

[ashley @ashleysanticss]

is it just me or does the laugh track on how I met your father make the acting even worse…