Ashley Satrom

Crime Junkie | Swiftie 🫶🏻 | Mom of 2 | Wifey

[Ashley Satrom @ashleysatrom]

I wouldn’t let Dr. Avram Mack treat me if he was the last doctor in earth 😭

[Ashley Satrom @ashleysatrom]

Oh Bow Girl clearly uses Beach Body then 😂😂 #clancytrial

[Ashley Satrom @ashleysatrom]

Does the prosecution really not understand that almost every witness of theirs has helped the defense?! 😂🤦🏼‍♀️ #clancytrial

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

What could you possibly get for the girl on the last day of Women’s History Month? We have something in mind! The Elizabeth Taylor Music Video is out now on @Spotify Premium and @AppleMusic. 🫶 https://t.co/EOt7PEkpte

[Ashley Satrom @ashleysatrom]

Life insurance ads during @ABC2020 commercials is so unhinged #truecrime

[Ashley Satrom @ashleysatrom]

I am a millennial with a 4 year college degree and cannot pronounce any of the persons or places in #TOG #maasverse

[Ashley Satrom @ashleysatrom]

Can we bring back flip phones for realz

[Ashley Satrom @ashleysatrom]

#Thanksgiving

[Ashley Satrom @ashleysatrom]

Every baby girl about to be named #Ophelia #TLOAS #TS12 @taylorswift13 @taylornation13

[Ashley Satrom @ashleysatrom]

Last night I dreamt that @mishacollins saved me and bought me ice cream when I was deserted at a friend’s beach wedding, by texting @JensenAckles to turn the bus around.

[Ashley Satrom @ashleysatrom]

@AMAs why you teasing like that 😭 #AMAs #taylorswift

[Sleep Token @Sleep_Token]

Prepare for this offering.

[Ashley Satrom @ashleysatrom]

I entered this @coheed #sweepstakes on #tunespeak. Follow the link below to enter & help me win. https://t.co/CGOCnFYgU1

[Ashley Satrom @ashleysatrom]

@AskPlayStation @PlayStation That’s it? That’s all you have to say?? WOW #disappointed #PlayStationNetworkDown

[Ashley Satrom @ashleysatrom]

@Sony get your guys in line!!! Give us an update! #playstationnetwork @PlayStation

[Ashley Satrom @ashleysatrom]

PLAYSTATION GET OFF YOUR 🍑S ALREADY AND GIVE US AN UPDATE FFS @PlayStation @AskPlayStation #playstationnetwork

[Ashley Satrom @ashleysatrom]

PLAYSTATION GET OFF YOUR 🍑S ALREADY AND GIVE US AN UPDATE FFS @PlayStation @AskPlayStation #playstationnetwork

[Ashley Satrom @ashleysatrom]

And not ONE MENTION of her ground breaking, record breaking, never before done, ERAS TOUR?! #rigged #Grammys2025 #TaylorSwift

[Ashley Satrom @ashleysatrom]

You’re telling me out of “13,000” there were ZERO Swifties?? #rigged #Grammys2025

[Ashley Satrom @ashleysatrom]

BEYONCÉ IS NOT A COUNTRY ARTIST. I SAID WHAT I SAID 😤 #GRAMMYs

[Ashley Satrom @ashleysatrom]

IS THAT A “T” CHAIN ON HER UPPER THIGH OR ONLY IN MY MIIINDDDD 🫠 @taylornation13 @taylorswift13 #Grammys2025