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belmont university alum | she/her

[Starlight 💫 (twitch.tv/x0starlight) @x0Starlight]

Keep in mind the only games the Knicks lost in the past 16 games is when Trump attended and ruined the entire vibe of MSG

so basically impeach and remove Trump and make Zohran Mamdani the President of the United States

[Neet @neet_sol]

People on LinkedIn are really good at saying a bunch of words that actually mean absolutely nothing

[死 @humanxmaybe]

my role at thanksgiving dinner is to blair witch it alone in the corner

[adán @Bleuberrydon]

Ready to do my annual appearance in my hometown to remind everyone who’s the baddest that has come from here

[👨🏾‍💻 @soIodown]

i need politics to get ageist af i’m sorry

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐🪼 @JoroJrn]

I want yall to stop standing so close to me in lines

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i want your things in my room i miss you all of the time i stalk myself on the internet just to see what you’ll find

[Cathedrals Seer @jasminegalx]

do agnostics get raptured or do i need to pay my credit card bill

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I hate answering questions about myself when I’m getting to know someone new. Like ok now I have to say something definitive who knows if that’s even true

[paige @BonerWizard]

Letting my Indiana family know I’m about 4 anti-abortion billboards away from home

[Oluwamucho @MuchoTV2]

Azealia Banks is schizophrenic until she’s on my side and then I agree

[destiny ⏾⋆.˚ ⚠️ @trinitysavenue]

you will never in my life see me thank donald trump, you bitches are stupid

[melanie @mmmelanierose]

the most fabulous girls never had a bf in hs. they were too focused on their eating disorder

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

not really into dating rn but very into flirting and that’s where things get complicated

[bert @airpippens]

the people you went to high school with are putting up legendary numbers for Noah Kahan and Zach Bryan

[redacted @aquariusdays]

i’m addicted to telling someone i can’t stay too late and then hanging out until midnight

[effie .. @effiesfacade]

every time i talk it sounds like it's my first time trying to speak