Ashley Christine

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[Ashley Christine @AshleyStangler]

@kelseydittloff Kid you not, I deleted 3 men off fb today

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

remember how Hillary freaked the fuck out and had a twitter meltdown because she was called to testify about Benghazi? of course you don't. she sat and calmly answered questions for eleven hours, because she hadn't done anything wrong and she's not a whiny-ass bloated man-child

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

average white girls realized being conservative is a “personality” now they’re all wilding out on twitter holding straws and guns - this is literally all tonsil lobotomys fault.

[James @CaucasianJames]

me:

white girl: just went to target for one thing and left with a bunch of things ugh!

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

i’m such a control freak I can’t just say yes to plans, if you ask me to hang out I expect you to give me a full rundown of planned activities & our hangout status will be pending til I formally process & approve your request

[James @CaucasianJames]

mfs go to bottomless mimosas and start texting girls “you up” bro it’s 10 am she just bought some jams at the farmers market

[Ashley Christine @AshleyStangler]

My new favorite pastime is watching kiki fail videos where girls fall out of the car and it just keep driving

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

i told a customer good morning and he said “time means nothing to me” he’s the only person i’ve ever respected

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Remember when people didn’t vote bc they said there was no difference between Hillary and Trump, and now there are child concentration camps

[Ashley Christine @AshleyStangler]

@kelseydittloff You tell em girl

[Mace💋 @Macyrobsonx]

Hate cardi B all u want but her songs turn u from a sad bitch to a bad bitch in 0.3 seconds okurrrrrrrrrr

[Ashley Christine @AshleyStangler]

My nail salon only plays Mariah Carey and I love it

[Ashley Christine @AshleyStangler]

@Heidiramsay3 ✋ guilty

[Ashley Christine @AshleyStangler]

Really hoping I get a store somewhere where there isn't snow🙄🙄