Ashley

[Ashley @ashleythefrog]

YES 👏🏼SHE👏🏼IS👏🏼

[Seventeen @seventeen]

Rebekah is the queen of floral hand embroideries 🌸

[Ashley @ashleythefrog]

I spilled a full cup of toothpicks in the gap between my counter and my fridge (don’t ask why I had an open cup of toothpicks) and Im not even going to try to clean it up. Those toothpicks are one with the kitchen now 🫡

[Ashley @ashleythefrog]

Be kind to your queer small business friends who also have a day job this pride month y’all cause we are EXHAUSTED already 😅

[Ashley @ashleythefrog]

Look at how pretty the tiktok filter made my already perfect tattoo 🥹

[Ashley @ashleythefrog]

I dream up things on my phone so often that it’s completely normal for me to check first thing in the morning to see if a message/notification was real or just a dream. I thought my brain was rude enough for giving me depression and anxiety but this is somehow worse 🫠

[Ashley @ashleythefrog]

Turns out I like Taylor Tomlinson’s comedy so much cause we’re exactly the same kind of crazy

[Ashley @ashleythefrog]

I know this isn’t the best idea to post on my Instagram for my 2919 followers including my mom, my grandma, my ex, and my other ex but it’s 2023 dating apps suck so we gotta get creative

[Ashley @ashleythefrog]

Somebody I’m friends with on Facebook just liked me on a dating app excuse me hi I didn’t sign up for Facebook dating what is this

[Ashley @ashleythefrog]

I wish dating apps had the same “endorsement” feature that linked in has so when I see my friends on apps I can be like “they’re this hot in person too!!” and “smartest person I know!” for their future potential suitors

[Ashley @ashleythefrog]

I shared my Popeyes chicken with my cat and now his breath smells so bad omg

[Ashley @ashleythefrog]

My friend and I’s event made it in the Chronicle 💖💖💖💖 Queer Craft Night Adds a Casual Quality to LGBTQ Socializing https://t.co/PNyCOEcloV via @austinchronicle

[Ashley @ashleythefrog]

I’m self sabotaging a lot of things when the hell does Mercury leave retrograde so I can go back to being a bad bitch plz

[Ashley @ashleythefrog]

How does one say “I’m not trying to be stand-off-ish I promise I’m just so terrified of rejection that even though I really want to see if you want to hang out I can’t ask because what if you’re busy or don’t want to” without sounding....weird

[Ashley @ashleythefrog]

Just conversing and potentially oversharing via insta DM to all the potentially gay embroidery accounts cause 🧶🌈lets be gay craft friends plz🌈🧶

[Ashley @ashleythefrog]

the category is “flapper/gangster”

[Ashley @ashleythefrog]

literally dead

[Ashley @ashleythefrog]

Work didn’t say anything about wearing costumes on zoom today but fuck it I’m gonna be a corporate zombie

[Ashley @ashleythefrog]

This morning I went and got coffee and a girl who got an iced chai w/ oat milk said my hair was cute but it had a piece of fuzz so she picked it out for me (I never did actually see the fuzz so was that flirting?? I’ve been thinking about it all day so maybe??)

[Ashley @ashleythefrog]

Saw this cute moth today