ashley

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starting to trench / be the best narrative finder.
Will always redirect fees
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[ashley @ashleytrenches]

hi i'm ashley.

i'm new to the memecoin space and love to trench / dev. good narratives.

feel free to follow always look for new moots :3

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[ashley @ashleytrenches]

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[ashley @ashleytrenches]

I found a new tiktok trend going viral right now.

It's called matcha lover where girls are using the matcha filter and posting nudes.

Straight up tits and ass are being put out.

https://t.co/vSekgIvsbQ

[ashley @ashleytrenches]

Another character in tomodochi is Luna

https://t.co/DSWdzxB3Z4

[ashley @ashleytrenches]

Another character in tomochi is Mototo.

https://t.co/bQtAAlAhHP

[ashley @ashleytrenches]

tomochi is at 3mil ATH and we have no betas for it.

Poki is the main character in the series and is the only one in their bio.

https://t.co/ocsmKf7lK5

https://t.co/T2NaHwmKvu

[ashley @ashleytrenches]

WE'RE SENDING A 4MONTH OG WITH AGENT MODE.

THERES LEGIT A 9MONTH OLD ONE WITH A WAY BETTER NAME/TICKER

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[ashley @ashleytrenches]

There's only one coin 8months ago predicitng Tucker Carlson running for president in 2028.

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[ashley @ashleytrenches]

@PoorGoat_ just tweeted out that memecoins are a hedge for major.

He also tweeted this a year ago and said this in his tweet.

Hedge with Shit. Hedge with Piss. Hedge with Skin. Hedge with the Can.

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[PoorGoat (re/tard)🐂🀄️ @PoorGoat_]

Most coins claim to be uncorrelated assets. Meanwhile the ShitPissSkinCan is actually doing it entirely on accident.

While the rest of crypto is watching Solana reenact the 2008 housing crisis in real time, the Can is one of the only tokens paired to USD1, a stable coin so stable it is basically the crypto equivalent of a slightly crooked Treasury bond. That means when everything else is melting, the Can is still a Can. It does not bend. It does not break. It simply sits there menacingly.

In a strange twist of cosmic comedy, this makes the ShitPissSkinCan one of the purest hedges in the entire market. Forget gold. Forget T bills. Forget Bitcoin dominance. You now have a fully liquid, community backed, meme charged hedge instrument shaped like a cursed beverage container.

This is the only asset class where you can say, with a straight face:

My portfolio is down seventy percent, but thankfully my ShitPissSkinCan exposure is holding up beautifully.

And it is not just an accident. The Can has lore. The Can has prophecy. The Can has the vision of @WatcherChase behind it. Most tokens launch with a whitepaper. The Can launched with divine comedic timing and an unshakeable belief in its billion target destiny.

While Solana holders are refreshing charts like they are waiting for biopsy results, SPSC holders are chilling, hedged, insulated by the raw power of being tethered to a stable coin that simply will not go down.

ShitPissSkinCan is not just a meme.
It is a financial instrument.
A store of value.
The worlds first unintentionally brilliant macro hedge.

Do not fight the Can. Embrace the Can. Protect your portfolio.

Hedge with Shit. Hedge with Piss. Hedge with Skin.
Hedge with the Can. $SPSC

[ashley @ashleytrenches]

It's watermelon day and we need a runner for it. I propose this viral gif/sticker of dog wif watermelon hat. Ill call him melondog.

https://t.co/GvFa392lNK

https://t.co/KqEzpHl7Gg

[ashley @ashleytrenches]

It's watermelon day and we need a runner for it.

I propose this viral gif/sticker of dog wif watermelon hat.

Ill call him melondog.

https://t.co/z0zr13n1Ls

https://t.co/vVefXShOyY

[ashley @ashleytrenches]

I found the most viral GIF on tiktok and twitter.

Everyone is spamming Hey Siri with this picture

https://t.co/Ihsv3MoAYL

[ashley @ashleytrenches]

It's good but why is the picture split in two, should just be 1.

[DarkWokeBalthazar @rebonsible]

Did you really use AI to turn that black kid into a white girl?

[ashley @ashleytrenches]

Why are we sending a shit image, we should send the actual image of Wyvern that he's building.

you can find the image here on his website.

https://t.co/1bUgrsR93W

[ashley @ashleytrenches]

kimchi hit ath 6mil, we dont know his wallet, we dont know if he actually hit 40m on trump, we dont know if hes real.

ITS ALL A PSYOP!

[ashley @ashleytrenches]

We have a new jimothy family member going viral on tiktok.

Meet Johnmothy who is jimothy's cousin who also lost his leg.

https://t.co/8ce6km7te8

[ashley @ashleytrenches]

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[ashley @ashleytrenches]

We wouldn't have any memecoin edits without the goat @teokimchi.

@teokimchi is the first and biggest memecoin editor.

I'm going to send him 10% and give him fees.

[ashley @ashleytrenches]

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[ashley @ashleytrenches]

In the leaked Gta6 part 3 trailer there is said to be a dog owned by jason duval called Jax.

GTA6 is currently at 2mil mcap.

Jax will be the main characters companion throughout the storyline.

https://t.co/wQRajAlnIS

[ashley @ashleytrenches]

I found the og schrodinger cat with the right picture!
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https://t.co/rANI80TufV

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

Cats are awesome.