“You know, they just don’t hand out candy like they used to,” I thought out loud as I watched trick-or-treaters run amok throughout the neighborhood in search of candy.
“I actually liked the way the razor blades felt inside my mouth.”
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“TRICK NO TREAT!” we exclaimed when the woman opened the door.
Before she could ask us to repeat ourselves, or why a group of masked adults were at her door, we pushed our way inside with a bag of tricks perfect for Halloween night.
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I've tried sooo hard to get my name out there in the world, and yet, I have this sinking feeling that I'll never be famous.
As I sit in my car with a weapon by my side and watch a drunk man stumble out of the bar, I realize that this may be my best shot.
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Standing on the roof of my apartment building, ready to fall onto the concrete below, I know the reason I'm here is all my fault.
When I kept asking potential fans to “rate and review,” I didn’t expect just an overwhelming number of negative responses.
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Here’s a fun fact for ya--reading this sentence...this entire sentence right here will have taken about 8 or so seconds off of your lifespan.
And here's another fun fact for ya--oh look, there goes another few seconds of your existence...gone forever.
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Thanks to popular horror movies and TV shows, people have been imagining what their lives would look like if a zombie apocalypse actually happened.
But if you really think about it, most of us are already zombies, mindlessly shuffling through life.
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“I just don't get it...why can’t I make any new friends?” I lamented loudly, plopping down on the couch.
“I’ll…be…your…friend,” the girl next to me spluttered, but I knew she was only saying that now because of the ten stab wounds in her abdomen.
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“Please, I wasn't serious!” I cried out, holding up my already sliced and diced arms to defend myself against my knife-wielding roommate.
“Oh,” she began, her arm falling to her side, ���so your constant complaints about wanting to die were just...jokes?”
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“Cross my heart and hope to die" - I remembered promising that years ago as the thin metal sliver got closer to my eye.
Yes, breaking a promise can cause someone pain, but I didn’t expect him to actually follow through on the second part of the couplet.
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After I said no to both dare and double dog dare, my friend countered, "Fine, I TRIPLE dog dare you to do it!"
I turned to the person on my left and, with a sigh and a swift stab to her gut, said, “I’m sorry, but you can’t say no to a triple dog dare.”
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“Daddy’s going to be gone a while,” Mommy tearfully whispered to me as we watched the policemen take Daddy away in their flashing car.
With how sad Mommy looked, maybe I shouldn’t have told her about all the ladies I found sleeping in the basement.
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“Why don’t you just come out of the closet already?” my friend asked.
“I can’t,” I whispered to them from behind the closed wooden doors, “because if I do, the monster that lives in here might wake up...and I'm scared of what he may do if he does.”
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“Oh, come on, one cigarette won’t hurt you,” my friend drunkenly teased, waving their cigarette in my face as I drove us home after a long night of drinking.
Distracted by my friend’s antics, the oncoming truck proved that they were, in fact, so wrong.
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Being prescribed new depression meds, my pup and I took the week off to allow my body to get accustomed to any side effects - like drowsiness.
It wasn’t until I woke up to empty dog bowls and no barking that I realized the meds worked a little too well.
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“And this meat is so tender!" my ‘friend’ added, continuing her string of compliments as I sat across from her and grinned.
When she checked her phone to see if her boyfriend was finally on his way over, I realized revenge isn’t a dish best served cold.
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After hearing so many screaming matches between the couple in the apartment above me, I finally used a broom and banged on the ceiling, telling them to quiet down.
The next night, the only noise I heard from above was a stifled scream…and then silence.
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“I'm sorry, Mom, I can’t HELP that I get busy and time escapes ME,” I assured my worried Mom over the phone, fully aware of the pistol pressed into my back.
“Tell Dad HE HAS nothing to worry about as I've been a good student since college has be-GUN.”
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