Ashley Wagner

[Ashley Wagner @ashleywagner28]

@RexChapman Omg that is amazing

[Ashley Wagner @ashleywagner28]

@DrewMcWeeny 😂 eewww

[Ashley Wagner @ashleywagner28]

@iknownaama 😂eeewwww

[Ashley Wagner @ashleywagner28]

"He only has one taillight. I hope he doesn't drink and drive." #shitgrandmasays

[Ashley Wagner @ashleywagner28]

Have you ever put a Pull Up in the washer?....😳 #momfail

[Ashley Wagner @ashleywagner28]

"There's two things that will turn me off from a garage sale. Stinky perfume and loud music." #shitgrandmasays

[Ashley Wagner @ashleywagner28]

Mom : "I should dig up some irisis."
Gma: "where are you going to put them?"
Mom: "probably in the back of my car."

[Ashley Wagner @ashleywagner28]

"Your garage door is on upside down." #shitgrandmasays

[Ashley Wagner @ashleywagner28]

I will be live tweeting shit my grandma says while we run this garage sale. Get. Ready.

[Ashley Wagner @ashleywagner28]

Packing my own bag for five days vs. packing for five people for one night. 😩#momprobs

[Ashley Wagner @ashleywagner28]

@thejakewagner https://t.co/aE25i3IZRh

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

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[Ashley Wagner @ashleywagner28]

@entertain_mn @SharynJackson I recently logged out of fb too. Ridiculous how much of a habit it had become. You give me hope!

[Ashley Wagner @ashleywagner28]

According to my MN mom,the robins are back. #mnaccent #robins #tweettweet

[Ashley Wagner @ashleywagner28]

Evie just asked if North West can come over and play with her. 😂 @KimKardashian #toddlertalk

[Cosmopolitan @Cosmopolitan]

Me: I don't want to do anything too crazy tonight. Also me ☝️ #GRAMMYs

[Ashley Wagner @ashleywagner28]

Tonight Evie said "you're the best because you take me to grandma's." Back-handed compliment? #toddlertalk

[Ashley Wagner @ashleywagner28]

My toddler doesn't have a pull up on right now and I'm drunk.

[Ashley Wagner @ashleywagner28]

When will I learn to live in the now? #bepresent #emotionaltweet

[Ashley Wagner @ashleywagner28]

I can't handle Facebook anymore so here I am. #overit

[Ashley Wagner @ashleywagner28]

Was rocked awake by the tremors of the #okquake in Bloomington, MN. Thought I was back on a cruise ship! #earthquake