Hey you.
The one scrolling.
Take your PTO. Sick days. Mental health days. Lunch breaks.
Do work during work hours and on work days. “Turn it off” otherwise.
Spend time with your family. Read a book. Explore nature.
You work hard. And 2020 is crazy.
You deserve a break.
The Trump Administration wants to change the definition of a showerhead to let more water flow, addressing a pet peeve of the president who complains he isn't getting wet enough. https://t.co/FIayMPkkSu
Me- has never been in a committed relationship & continuously breaks up with people after a few weeks of talking
All my friends “can you draft a break up text”
I guess we all have our talents🙃
No one really talks about how @AldiUSA didn’t make you use your own quarter for their carts during peak covid and then everyone just left the quarters in there so no one had to worry about it and I just think that was pretty beautiful
A bird took comfort in my hanging flower pot and is nesting eggs which is cute and all but now I’m afraid to go on my porch and I guess she’s the boss of me now
A Karen reportedly called the police on a bunch of kids playing football in the street yesterday in Ohio.
The cops showed up and decided to join in on the fun. 💕