Me, Myself and I

Easy going local bloke. There are 6 things I love in life. 3 are male, 2 are female the other is a liquid! Views are my own!

[Me, Myself and I @AshleyWhybra]

@Crazymoments01 Compassion

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

With one phone call, President Trump has turned a loss into a win, and we can now celebrate America’s victory over Belgium, with the World Cup trophy on its way to rest comfortably in the Oval Office.

[Me, Myself and I @AshleyWhybra]

@Biharanire0 AI bullshit!

[𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 @pearlylondon]

Some bloke on Facebook bemoaning the fact that supermarkets are still selling 'party' food despite households no mixing rules on NYE.

Err, sorry mate but if you can't do a 24 indian snack selection pack on your own then you really don't have the first idea how to see in 2021.

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

That second wave is gonna drench us

[Alexandra Haddow @MissAHaddow]

Jeez it’s sweltering today. What I wouldn’t give to be Prince Andrew

[Me, Myself and I @AshleyWhybra]

@amylackenby Shit innit #lockdown2020

[Tim Brannigan @tim_brannigan]

This US doctor has had enough of the ‘tributes’. He makes his point powerfully and impressively.

[𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 @pearlylondon]

They reckon the average financial cost to parents having to homeschool their children during the pandemic is around £20,000.

(Or £1,000 if you don't drink.)

[Me, Myself and I @AshleyWhybra]

@ratemyplatenow Gammonand cauliflower cheese for us!

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Many a true word...

[Edward Holt @EdwardH08678864]

Please can all my followers RT to bring these girls home, this is such an evil crime.
@SussexTW
@SussexIncidents
@DCCJoShiner
@PCTomVanDerWee
@suspol_heritage

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Are you going to kitchen?”
“Well I wasn’t but I can do”
“Can you put the kettle on?”
“Okay”
“And then get a mug out, and then put a tea bag in it, and then pour the hot water in, and then add some milk, and find some biscuits, and bring them to me. With a sandwich. Thanks”

[Bill Bailey @BillBailey]

Thanks Dan. It was done with great affection. RIP Florian

[Me, Myself and I @AshleyWhybra]

@amylackenby Yup. Personally don’t think #Boris will reduce lockdown just yet!

[Me, Myself and I @AshleyWhybra]

@amylackenby 56 days so far for me!

[James Waters @jameswaters]

Happy #StarWarsDay

Normally I’d be bemoaning the thought of loads of middle aged men appearing video calls with Star Wars masks and lightsabers.

However during this period of isolation let do what makes them happy!

Happy Star Wars Day everyone

[Me, Myself and I @AshleyWhybra]

Peppa Pig English Episodes | Peppa and George Play With Bubbles | Peppa ... https://t.co/zyrwu10BVY

[James Waters @jameswaters]

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underpants?

Chernobyl fallout