Ashley

[The Mighty Quinn 🇹🇹 @misterj006]

So if a woman is raped at gunpoint and becomes pregnant, the gun is the most protected party in that situation.

[neen @neenaab3]

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Pleas watch this and RT it 1 million times. Thank you.

[Annette Taddeo @Annette_Taddeo]

I’m just curious why it’s age appropriate for kids k-5 to learn about hiding under desks and not that sometimes people have two dads.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Wild how many men out there have benefited from abortion rights without even knowing it.

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

“wyd” who the fuck knows bro

[CEDES @shesocedes]

I don’t tell nobody when I’m not ok cause what can you do?

[kelianne @keliannestankus]

Unpopular opinion, carrot cake is the best cake

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

This year, Vlad Jr. became the youngest player EVER to…

🔹 Win a Silver Slugger at 1B
🔹 Win the Hank Aaron Award
🔹 Lead MLB in All-Star Voting
🔹 Win All-Star Game MVP
🔹 Record 3 HR + 7 RBI in a game

He’s just getting started 💥

[🌟 @destrella__]

fat L if u lose me

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“why do you talk to your pet like a human?”

First of all, that is my child

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

i strongly dislike people with no sense of urgency. being inconsiderate of peoples time is my biggest pet peeve.

[Joey Del @bugpsychic]

pain

[Ben Nicholson-Smith @bnicholsonsmith]

MLB average: .238/.313/.398/.710

Vlad Guerrero Jr.: .344/.450/.688/.1.138

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

RT to bless someone’s timeline 💙

[Thomas Paine, Rapporteur, Earl of Dundas @JNJdubya]

In Ontario we can start buying socks on Friday.